TISM Honk If You Love Fred Durst Lyrics

De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
  • 1 Bullshit
  • 2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
  • 3 Five Yards
  • 4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
  • 5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
  • 6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
  • 7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
  • 8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
  • 9 Street Lamp
  • 10 Dear Moby
  • 11 Schoolies Week
  • 12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
  • 13 Most of Us Are Nice!
  • 14 Did You Watch or Make TV
  • 15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
  • 16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
  • 17 Boot Party
  • 18 Preening Dumb Tool
  • 19 Intermission
  • 20 Channel Turd
  • 21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
  • 22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
  • 23 Sell Out
  • 24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
  • 25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
  • 26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
  • 27 Survey
  • 28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
  • 29 TISM Album Fails
  • 30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
  • 31 BFW
  • God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity
    "We need more than product placement on R&B CDs
    Youth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget back
    Get the youth demographic thinkin' Jesus ain't wack"

    "We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten
    Carnal knowledge innuendo immaculate conception
    Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven
    Be bad girls be nasty and you will get to heaven."

    Jesus rocks tha' mic.

    "For our next apostle we need to go for cred
    Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head
    He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal
    But tell everybody he's unfit to tie my sandals."

    It's time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc.
    Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link
    It's born-again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion
    Feed the holy moshpit Limp Bizkit communion.

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