TISM Honk If You Love Fred Durst Lyrics
God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity
De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
3 Five Yards
4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
9 Street Lamp
10 Dear Moby
11 Schoolies Week
12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
13 Most of Us Are Nice!
14 Did You Watch or Make TV
15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
17 Boot Party
18 Preening Dumb Tool
20 Channel Turd
21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
23 Sell Out
24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
29 TISM Album Fails
30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
"We need more than product placement on R&B CDs
Youth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget back
Get the youth demographic thinkin' Jesus ain't wack"
"We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten
Carnal knowledge innuendo immaculate conception
Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven
Be bad girls be nasty and you will get to heaven."
Jesus rocks tha' mic.
"For our next apostle we need to go for cred
Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head
He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal
But tell everybody he's unfit to tie my sandals."
It's time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc.
Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link
It's born-again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion
Feed the holy moshpit Limp Bizkit communion.