Common Heidi Hoe Lyrics

What up *****? I'm Peavey Wheatstraw
And you don't stop with the heidi heidi hoe
Hi hoe or bye hoe if you're lookin' for a sucker
I'm just another ************
Pucker your lips do flipslike Mary Lou
Just because I ****ed you doesn't mean that I'm a marry you
Bury you I will do after I bill you
Kill you hoe cause your **** smells like mildew
Pe ew think you need some soap and a rag
Or better yet Black, Flag, you scally wag
Tag, I didn't mean to dis dis, hoe butt
But you need to stay such, do not touch
Much disrespect goes out to you
And your parents, too, for havin you
Haven't you been introduced to a douche
I guess you said **** footloose, and got ***** loose
No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune-a
Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
For the pink Cadillac cause it's block is off
And have more use, than a public park
For recreation, givin' up the body is a hobby
I'm tellin' Santa Claus you been naughty (sing it)
Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas
Hey yo JuJu, I just had to dis dis

Heidi Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe
All the *****s know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon
The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe
All the *****s know, that you're a Heidi Hoe
Now bring it back brotha
Eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe
Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger
You can catch a hoe, there's your hoe, kiss a hoe, **** a hoe
Dis a hoe, I'm Peavey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago
Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe
I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo
Homo's a nono, so fagots, stay solo
I roll my **** so it holds just like a Rolo
Total recall, yeah I see y'all
I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo
I'm prickin you whether or not, took you out that's work see
So get your skirt see, and *****, dirty
Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut
This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up
Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em
Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum
Like that hoe (that hoe) that hoe (that hoe)
Dabba-da-dat, it's like that hoe

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, I say hoe
Say hoe?! (Hoe!!) Do you know, do you know?
Bo knows this hoe blows much much ****
An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic
Naked at, frick-a-frat, plus her puddy wat
Come here k-k-k-k-k-k, yo come here you little puddy cat
What, your booty black is so indespicable
You squaw-pie, tack-haired, **********in' jiggaboo
You can suck a **** or two or three or four or mo' here
But first get colon eye birds off your forehead
My ***** Coe said, that you're an around the way girl
You're ****in' everybody around the way,
And then all around the world
And you still can't find yo' fate
But you had a couple of babies I mean her butt's like gravy
The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo and all of that
**** her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back
Your black *** bunion
There's a party in your mouth *****,
And everybody's comin'

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