Atom and His Package Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics

A Society of People Named Elihu Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Punk Rock Academy
  • 2 Happy Birthday Ralph
  • 3 Goalie
  • 4 80's Bastard
  • 5 People in this Computer Lab Should Shut the Hell Up
  • 6 Waiting Room
  • 7 Jenny S.
  • 8 Philadelphia
  • 9 Meatball
  • 10 Happy Birthday General
  • 11 Sting Cannot Possibly Be the Same Guy Who Was in The Police
  • 12 Me and My Black Metal Friends
  • 13 180 lbs.
  • 14 Break Down the Walls
  • 15 You Took Me by Surprise
  • 16 Reset the Crotchelator
  • 17 Connor, Welcome
  • 18 No Head
  • 19 Pat and Atom are Friends
  • 20 No Way DNA
  • alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak...
    you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
    today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are
    you're in love with every woman from tyler
    you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
    you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best
    'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
    and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird
    but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard

    [Chorus:]
    happy birthday, ralph
    i love you
    even though you are fu?kin' disgusting
    happy birthday, ralph
    i love you
    even though you are fu?kin' disgusting

    [Bridge:]
    you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
    wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
    this year, sixth gear, now get on your way
    (Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)

    some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian
    and they ask you for pot
    i think i like it, i know i like it
    i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
    so for your birthday
    i got you some hawaiian punch on tap
    age p.o.t.
    so now you can stop borrowing my stuff
    and trying your new kung fu moves out on me

    [Chorus]
    [Bridge]

    happy birthday, ralph, i love you
    even though you have a beard (are fuckin')
    happy birthday, ralph, i love you
    even though you are perverted and weird

    [Chorus]

    happy birthday, ralph, i love you
    Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

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