E-40 feat. B-Legit & Stressmatic Gouda Lyrics

My Ghetto Report Card Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Yay Area
  • 2 Tell Me When to Go
  • 3 Muscle Cars
  • 4 Go Hard or Go Home
  • 5 Gouda
  • 6 Sick Wid It II
  • 7 JB Stomp Down (skit)
  • 8 They Might Be Taping
  • 9 Do Ya Head Like This
  • 10 Block Boi
  • 11 White Gurl
  • 12 GettheFuckOn.com, Part 1 (skit)
  • 13 U and Dat
  • 14 I'm Da Man
  • 15 Yee
  • 16 GettheFuckOn.com, Part 2 (skit)
  • 17 Just Fuckin
  • 18 Gimme Head
  • 19 She Say She Loves Me
  • 20 Happy to Be Here
  • Gouda, sick wid it records
    BME, Warner Brothers, the machinery
    Ooh, look out pimp
    Heavy on the grindin' entertainment
    Stovetop productions

    Ooh, hustlers are us
    My game sharper than an elephant's tusk
    Me, myself and I the only that I can trust
    Sleep with one eye open finger on the pistol clutch

    I got my hands and everything, I'm real instrumental
    I'm as real as they come and don't need no ***** potential
    When I was comin' up there certain things we don't allow
    Like long fingernails and men arching they eyebrows

    Here's another thing I don't condone and don't approve
    How all of a sudden snitchin' became cool? I dunno
    Gamed up I be chewin' on this mack granite
    OG Jay be stomped that laced that *****s posted never can

    I brought the baddest broad in the whole facilitation
    All by way of mouthpiece just by my manipulation
    I can make it look like I'm at my best when I'm at my worst
    Persuade the broad to put on the dress and break her for her purse

    Ten wraps and a rubber band
    (Gouda)
    Three or four more in my other hand
    (Gouda)
    Five, ten, fifteen, twenty
    (Gouda)
    Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty
    (Chalupa)

    Gettin' money, I'm a stunna, man
    (Gouda)
    In a Lac shootin' box like a hundred grand
    (Gouda)
    Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five
    (Gouda)
    Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing?
    (Chalupa)

    A day in the life on the soil in caliscrillya
    Take the wrong turn and these youngstas out here kill ya
    Well, I ain't concerned, they love us hustlas and dealers
    They wanna tear our houses down so they can build some ikeas

    Ooh, just tryna get my point across
    Where I'm from it's pandemonium and chaos
    Where I'm from the lights is off, we use matches
    Where I'm from we do it bare-faced instead of ski masks

    Ooh, no more talking on them cells
    I heard the federal went ahead and bought Nextels, what?
    Ooh, over crowded jails
    They got us sleepin' in the gym instead of our own cells

    Ooh, put our yeti together
    Me and my investors, we flippin' ten or better
    I got some Gouda, got a little bit of cheddar
    My medallion got more colors than a pea**** feather

    Ten wraps and a rubber band
    (Gouda)
    Three or four more in my other hand
    (Gouda)
    Five, ten, fifteen, twenty
    (Gouda)
    Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty
    (Chalupa)

    Gettin' money, I'm a stunna, man
    (Gouda)
    In a Lac shootin' box like a hundred grand
    (Gouda)
    Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five
    (Gouda)
    Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing?
    (Chalupa)

    Gettin' money, I'm a stunna man
    With ***** like I do little whips about the stunna van
    My advice she a runner man
    Off top, I'ma boss, shoe box full of rubber bands

    Contraband on the other hand
    Big girls, big quips, turn around, roll center man
    On the real, I'm a gentleman
    Put the scrilla, I'm a killa, man, hit it like a little man

    What you doin' with that?
    From the scratch, we can load up the Lac
    A 1, we can bring that back from day 1, we get them wraps
    Big stacks from the back of the shack

    I buy the weed man
    Hella turkey bags just to put my weed in
    Oh, we gettin' Chalupa
    Wrapped cheese in a rubber band and call it the Gouda

    Ten wraps and a rubber band
    (Gouda)
    Three or four more in my other hand
    (Gouda)
    Five, ten, fifteen, twenty
    (Gouda)
    Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty
    (Chalupa)

    Gettin' money, I'm a stunna, man
    (Gouda)
    In a Lac shootin' box like a hundred grand
    (Gouda)
    Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five
    (Gouda)
    Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing?
    (Chalupa)

    Look out pimp, aight, what it do
    We gettin' it, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda)
    Bay business, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda)
    We gettin' it, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda)
    Ice, *****, so whatchu need?
    (Chalupa)

    We gettin' it, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda
    Bay business, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda)
    We gettin' it, so whatchu need?
    (Gouda)
    Sick wid it, so whatchu need?
    (Chalupa)

    We doin' way too much
    (Gouda)
    We never watered down, we doin' way too much
    (Gouda)
    And you don't wanna stunt with us
    (Gouda
    Hustlers are us, we doin' way too much
    (Chalupa)

    We doin' way too much
    (Gouda)
    We never watered down, we doin' way too much
    (Gouda)
    And you don't wanna stunt with us
    (Gouda)
    Hustlers are us, we doin' way too much
    (Chalupa)

    Ten wraps and a rubber band
    Three or four more in my other hand
    Five, ten, fifteen, twenty
    Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty

    Gettin' money, I'm a stunna, man
    In a Lac shootin' box like a hundred grand
    Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five
    Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing?

    The definition of Gouda, what's the definition?
    Chalupa, scrilla, scratch, paper, yaper, capital
    The definition, Gouda means cheese and cheese
    Means yaper you square *** square butts, biatch
    Let's get back to what we'se talkin' about earlier
    What was we talkin' about earlier, pimp?
    Hustlers, hustlers are us, look out, look out, pimp

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