Murs & 9th Wonder Freak These Tales Lyrics

Murs 3:16: The 9th Edition Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Intro
  • 2 Bad Man!
  • 3 3:16
  • 4 The Pain
  • 5 Trevor an' Them
  • 6 Freak These Tales
  • 7 H-U-S-T-L-E
  • 8 Walk Like a Man
  • 9 And This Is For...
  • 10 The Animal
  • [Verse 1 - MURS]
    First let me ask for forgiveness, since I might go to hell
    But I'm addicted to these girls, though where they f___ feel smell
    And I been around the world in and out of hotels
    Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell
    It all started with Mel my first time doin' it
    Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it
    Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow
    Knew one false move and I could f___ around and blow
    So I went with the flow, it went better than I planned
    Finally found something better than c__min' in my hand
    They say you come twice the first time, now I understand
    I came once inside of her, then I became a man
    The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable
    Temikha, Glydia must've thought I was pitiful
    Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that s___ was typical
    That was probably why they never got back at a n____ so

    [Hook - MURS]
    Once upon a time in a land around the way
    There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play
    Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
    Everytime I tried to hit it they say, no way
    Till one fine day in this land of L.A
    We finally slipped up and she let me have my way
    She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say
    Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day

    [Verse 2 - MURS]
    Now out the city walk come at this iddibittybitch
    About 4'7..hmmm..4'11 with a switch
    Now lets just say, ehh I think I got it backwards
    But big things do come good in small packages
    As for actrices in L.A. there's so many
    Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny
    After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me
    To f___ her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's
    Now there was Umi, female emcee
    We talked most of the night about the M-I-C
    When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z
    She let me stick it straight in her a__hole, lyrically
    I love chicks on e that you meet out at these raves
    They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave
    I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy
    Put my d___ on her tongue, glowstick in her p____
    And

    [Hook]

    [Verse 3 - MURS]
    Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks
    Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix
    Fine as hell, but the b____ made me sick
    Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip
    I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana
    She likes me d___y's and a wife beater not pyjama's
    Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa
    But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza
    Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately
    She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies
    I had to let her go, before she led me to crazy
    She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hell of lazy
    A couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta
    Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar
    Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real
    But now I'm f___in' the corean broad that used to do her nails
    And

    [Hook]

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