Guttermouth Flacidism Lyrics

Shave the Planet Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Shave the Planet
  • 2 Capitalizing From Plump Mistake
  • 3 My Chemical Imbalance
  • 4 Flacidism
  • 5 Primate Camp
  • 6 The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash
  • 7 “Mark” the Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
  • 8 What Then
  • 9 God, Steve McQueen “The Work Song”
  • 10 Upside Down Space Cockroach
  • I've got autism

    Where I'll be in ten years
    Nobody knows and nobody cares
    I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"
    I'm waging war from an easy chair

    Got no life, got no ambition
    Out of pills, flacid condition

    Oh, my boner's vanished
    Please, return to me, boner

    Fifteen years have come and gone
    Vacation at the Reeperbahn
    Prostitutes and drugs I'm on
    Out of dope, my boner's gone

    Got no life, got no ambition
    Out of pills, flacid condition

    Oh, my condition is flacid as can be
    What does flacid mean?
    Look it up in the dictionary
    In the dictionary
    I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner
    'Cause his first name is Dick
    If you think about it
    His first name is Dick, dictionary
    There's no way that he will ever have to--

    Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism
    Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism
    Dictionaryism, dictionaryism
    Read me, you can read me like a book


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