TISM Five Yards Lyrics

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You're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia

You're only five yards from a fuckwit

You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' shit
You're only one labotomy from believing it.

You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones.

You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Eath but you
One thing will still remain true:
De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
  • 1 Bullshit
  • 2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
  • 3 Five Yards
  • 4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
  • 5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
  • 6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
  • 7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
  • 8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
  • 9 Street Lamp
  • 10 Dear Moby
  • 11 Schoolies Week
  • 12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
  • 13 Most of Us Are Nice!
  • 14 Did You Watch or Make TV
  • 15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
  • 16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
  • 17 Boot Party
  • 18 Preening Dumb Tool
  • 19 Intermission
  • 20 Channel Turd
  • 21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
  • 22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
  • 23 Sell Out
  • 24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
  • 25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
  • 26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
  • 27 Survey
  • 28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
  • 29 TISM Album Fails
  • 30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
  • 31 BFW
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