TISM Dumb ’n’ Base Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • [Verse 1]
    Club culture unites the globe
    All nations pulsing to the same strobe
    Down in Melbourne, we think togetherness
    Means connecting in a literal sense
    If you want house, you go to Chicago
    Brussels for hardcore, Detroit for techno
    If you happen on King Street by mischance
    You're in the home of compulsory health insurance

    [Chorus]
    Dumb 'n' base
    It's the new style going round this place
    Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base
    Come and get a remix of your face

    [Verse 2]
    The boys who cruise this neighbourhood
    Think clubbing is done with a length of wood
    Frankie Knuckles ain't worth a damn
    Here in fuck-knuckle bucks night mini-bus land
    Dance to the rhythm of your best friend
    As the bouncers cut a breakbeat on his head
    It ain't hardcore, acid or trance
    Your best friend's doing Saint Vitus Dance

    [Verse 3]
    Do the nightclub crawl and you can see
    How to get your body piercing done for free
    Who needs raves or dropping 'E'
    When you got a bunch of Daves dropping in the knee
    We're all one nation under a groove
    Vilification is the new dope move
    So come on everybody, let's get dancin'
    Tonight's guest DJ, who is Pauline Hanson?

    [Chorus]
    Dumb 'n' base
    It's the new style going round this place
    Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base
    We failed the dope test for the human race
    Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base
    It's the new style goin' round this place
    Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base
    Where a girl's best friend is a can of mace

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