The Queers Duke Kahanamoku Lyrics

He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt
But he's number one in Waikiki
He won't smoke crack behind your back
while he's hanging from a coconut tree
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me

Duke Duke Duke Kahanamoku [4x]
It ain't the waves you catch
It ain't the drugs you do
You'll never be as cool as Duke Kahanamoku

Some people say d___ Dale's just the coolest dude
(He even take karate lesson - with Elvis too)
He can shoot the curl around the world
He's cooler than you and me

[Chorus]

We're getting lots of girls - at least we sure hope so
(It's hard to tell at times down in old Rio)
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me

[Chorus]

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