CKY Drunken Freestyle Lyrics

Volume 2 Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Santa's Coming
  • 2 Foolin
  • 3 Bon Jovi
  • 4 Football Trivia: Who Was It?
  • 5 Shippensburg
  • 6 Intermission
  • 7 Football Trivia: A True Legend
  • 8 Rio Bravo Remix
  • 9 Genesis 12a
  • 10 Fat Fuck
  • 11 Testing
  • 12 Chad's in Hi-Fi
  • 13 Kerry Getz
  • 14 Eye of the Tiger
  • 15 Step to CKY
  • 16 Drunken Freestyle
  • 17 Chinese Freestyle
  • 18 Jamie's Message
  • 19 Arto/Rowley Part
  • 20 Lynard Skynyrd
  • 21 Shitty Christmas
  • 22 Barbara Jeans Ass (A Christmas Song)
  • 23 The 12 Days of Christmas
  • 24 Whiter Trash
  • 25 Dropped
  • 26 Knee Deep (demo)
  • 27 This Is Me Shitting
  • 28 Foreign Objects #10
  • 29 Disengage (demo)
  • 30 To All of You (Static mix)
  • 31 Human Drive (Soft Funk remix) / Ass Viking Conversation / Disengage
    CD 2
  • 1 Ballsack
  • 2 Dogfence
  • 3 Ass Voice
  • 4 Shut Up For A Second
  • 5 Hans
  • 6 Flooded Basement
  • 7 Rent-A-Tent
  • 8 Order
  • 9 Nooo!
  • 10 Photo
  • 11 Sloppy
  • 12 Steve's Dog
  • 13 QVC
  • 14 Shitbar
  • 15 Bonnie
  • 16 Star 69
  • 17 Open The Gate!
  • 18 Cocksucker...
  • 19 Centerstarship
  • 20 G.I. Joe
  • 21 Fingers
  • 22 Fe-Fi-Fo
  • 23 Cap'n Crunch
  • 24 Dunkin Donuts I
  • 25 Dunkin Donuts II
  • 26 Dunkin Donuts III
  • 27 Kung-Fu
  • 28 Echo
  • 29 Slip It In You
  • 30 Rambo
  • 31 Eagles Tickets
  • 32 Vacuum
  • 33 Celebrity
  • 34 Tung
  • You can't stop it if I stop you I can
    Here comes Jess, the garbage man
    Ooh ahh, I'll page ya on your face and then I'll place ya
    Inside of my cell room, where we can fuck you in the ass with a broom
    And a baseball bat, swing for the reaches
    Swing for the hi-ho hi-lo bitches
    Cut my toenail, left in stitches, we bleed
    We used to call pants britches!

    Ha yeah oh no! Yes yo no Mr. Homo
    All right let's settle down it's time for class and Mr. Robins Brown
    Aw, yeah suckas, gather up! It's about time you busted a nut!
    'Bout time you let go, bout time
    You found out retarded people are slow
    But there's more to recite cause they can't hide their true feelings
    True stealing I'm jumpin' all for you
    Can you feel my card hand dealing? I'm dealin lucky numbers
    And if you're the next one you might stumble down that
    Flight of stairs, but I don't care there ain't no help for you
    There ain't no repair you might end up make you bleed
    You ain't movin, Christopher Reeves Oh no! Oh no!

    Yo I'm still me, I'm still the same, I'm still the same I ever been
    I'm still the betta best best that there ever been
    And then I pissed down my throat I tried to row a boat
    I tried to see Ryan Gee float but he just can't
    He took off his pants he put frogs and ants right up his ass
    Oh! Creepin' around, he was in a dream tryin to scheme
    To make sure he was...[fade out] Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

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