Too $hort feat. Wallpaper. Double Header Lyrics

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Digital Media 1
  • 1 What the Fuck
  • 2 Got Her Like
  • 3 Playa fo Life
  • 4 Trying to Come Up
  • 5 Cush Cologne
  • 6 The Magazine
  • 7 I Got Caught
  • 8 I'm a Stop
  • 9 Hog Ridin
  • 10 Porno Bitch
  • 11 Shut Up Nancy
  • 12 Boss
  • 13 Hey
  • 14 Money on the Floor
  • 15 Double Header
  • 16 Respect the Pimpin
  • 17 Ba Boom Cha
  • [Intro]
    Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
    Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba

    [Too $hort]
    Girl why you wanna bother me?
    I already tried that monogamy
    I been stopped datin young college freaks
    But don't start tryin to Bill Cosby
    Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'
    Bitch, we cain't be the Huxtables
    For me - that's like suicide
    If I ever get married I want two rides!

    [Chorus: Wallpaper]
    Fatty girl; go and grab a friend for me
    One + one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed
    Fatty girl; you and her and her and me
    Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat
    (One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader) [2X]

    [Too $hort]
    Yo' wife is the warden
    Stay out all night she might issue a warrant
    A straight APB
    And if you locked out the house you cain't stay with me
    Musta got paroled cause you out now
    Last few years you was locked down
    Don't come to my house cause this different here
    Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire
    I never would marry no Wedding Singer
    I want twins, that look like Brittney Binger
    A pretty actress like Make More Money
    You can have her - gimme two Playboy Bunnies
    I tell my wives to cum/come to me
    I know you not havin mo' fun than me
    If you in love need to pop the question
    If you a player don't stop the session

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]
    Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
    Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
    Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
    Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
    (One is fun, but two is better)
    Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'
    (One is fun, but two is better)
    Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'
    (One is fun, but two is better)
    Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'
    ["some mo'" echoes until fade]

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