Ultramagnetic MC’s Critical Beatdown Lyrics

Critical Beatdown Track Listing
Cassette 1
  • 1 Watch Me Now
  • 2 Ease Back
  • 3 Ego Trippin’ (MC’s Ultra remix)
  • 4 Moe Luv’s Theme
  • 5 Kool Keith Housing Things
  • 6 Traveling at the Speed of Thought (remix)
  • 7 Feelin’ It
  • 8 One Minute Less
  • 9 Ain’t It Good to You
  • 10 Funky (remix)
  • 11 Give the Drummer Some
  • 12 Break North
  • 13 Critical Beatdown
  • 14 When I Burn
  • 15 Ced‐Gee (Delta Force One) (remix)
  • [Kool Keith]
    Well I'm the equalizer, known to be graphic
    I clear static, breakin up traffic
    Move, while I enter the groove
    I'm on top, and happy to prove
    To wack MC's who claim to be better than
    Way I'm frankly more clever than
    All of you, each and every one, my son
    Pay close attention
    I take your brain to another dimension
    Hold it, mold it, shape it
    You got a knife, yes I wanna scrape it
    Up and down, sideways, any way I can
    Be rude to you
    But I'll rap and be crude to you
    And eat up, toy ducks I beat up
    I am the oven your brains I wanna heat up
    Mega, supersonic degrees
    I come around, roastin MC's
    With fire, to burn the toy liar
    Raw meat, turn the flame higher
    Cook it, like a fish I'll hook it
    For any beat, it's time that I took it
    Right, correctly to the top
    With the rhythm and as your head bop
    I'm hype, for the critical beatdown!

    [Ced Gee]
    I'm attacking them, my job is stacking them
    For every rapper, must I be smacking them
    Once, or twice in the face
    With rough beats, producin the bass
    That blow out, cause power to go out
    Inner spark, I'm ready to blow out
    Like this, altitude level
    Reachin forth, stompin every devil
    In sight, you might just wanna bite
    My illusions, mental confusions
    You're a mark, skulls I've been abusin
    Losin, any rapper who follow me
    Your girl loves me, now she wanna swallow me
    Back up, move on to the rear
    When I'm on the stage should be clear
    Speakin, goin ear to ear
    Places far, ducks would appear
    For the countdown, so you wait to rhyme
    And twist, stuttering, uttering
    Parkay, margerine, everything butter
    And another thing, you shoulda been a Muppet
    A toy boy, a thin string puppet
    I'm takin titles, and punks better up it
    To me, Ced Gee on the mic, and I'm hype
    For the critical beatdown!

    [Kool Keith]
    Here's the K, combined the double-O
    Swing in the L, I'm ready to go
    As Keith, Rap General Chief Executive
    Plus exquisitive
    Mandatory, capital statements
    I am the teacher, preaching what makes sense
    Class, you wasn't able to pass
    For any germ or lice who come last
    I'm boric, high computing acid
    Get off the mic and won't you please pass it
    To me, for a one-two check
    Give me a pound and lots of respect
    No hands, you dissapointing my fans
    You on reverb, and talking to cans
    Hello - how are you doing?
    I come to wreck, and parties I'll ruin
    With rhymes, pumpin up smoke
    Diesel advances makin them choke
    And cough up, the hard-headed I'll soften
    Spongee, then after that drink a ?
    Roll the sess, the buddha with the ganji
    Puff up, while I make tough stuff up
    I'm Kool Keith, cold rippin MC's
    I'm hype - for the critical beatdown!

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