Stephen Lynch Crazy Peanuts Lyrics

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday
Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother f___er away
He flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that s___ in a tree
And a little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B
They were the badest f___ers in the funny papers
PEANUTS!

Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch
Snuggling to that b____ to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch
He had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the s__y way he sucked that thumb
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!

Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under Charlie's s___ty Christmas tree

Well Marcy was best friends with Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own a__ clean
All the teachers said "wa wa wa wa wa" what does that s___ mean?
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!

Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Come from the school of hard knocks
Life's not always bowls of candy
Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks

Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense
And the b____ couldn't make no money cause she'd charge a mother f___er 5 cents
You know the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he'd play the 80's____s real good
And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!

Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Poor Charly Brown you will never get laid.
It's so hard to get p____,
when you're the baldest kid in second grade.

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free, yeah
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under charlie's s___ty Christmas tree

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