Tenacious D Cock Pushups Lyrics
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
Tenacious D Track Listing
2 One Note Song
5 Hard Fucking
6 Fuck Her Gently
9 Inward Singing
10 Kyle Quit the Band
11 The Road
12 Cock Pushups
14 Friendship Test
16 Karate Schnitzel
18 Rock Your Socks
20 Double Team
21 City Hall / Malibu Nights
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
JB: Well not at first...
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
Written by: Kyle Richard Gass, Thomas Jacob Black
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.