Tenacious D Cock Pushups (Skit) LyricsDo you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out
Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready
Yeah, I been doin' cock pushups
What are those?
It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground
And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?
Well not at first
But over time
Hmm, how, how many pushups can you do?
I guess you could only do one really
Yeah, well one is all ya need