Guttermouth Chaps My Hide Lyrics

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CD 1
  • 1 End on 9
  • 2 Derek
  • 3 Jamie’s Petting Zoo
  • 4 Bullshit
  • 5 P.C.
  • 6 Disneyland
  • 7 Can’t We All Just Get Along (At the Dinner Table)
  • 8 Veggicide
  • 9 Chaps My Hide
  • 10 Whats Gone Wrong
  • 11 You’re Late
  • 12 Summer’s Over
  • 13 Asshole
  • Oh, I forgot to wipe
    It's warm outside, a pony ride
    A drive across the country side

    A side of flan, a marathon
    The pork's a little rare
    Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
    The chaffing in my dairy air

    Bull leg strut, monkey butt
    Bull leg strut, monkey butt
    You know what chaps my hide
    Riding bikes when it's hot outside
    Isn't that fucked
    I sure feel like a schmuck
    When people scream look at him
    Monkey butt has set in
    A rash around my pecker
    My balls and butt

    Written by: Burt Bacharach, Hal David
    Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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