MC Lars & ytcracker Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals Lyrics

Digital Gangster LP Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 We Have Arrived
  • 2 Birth of a Phish
  • 3 Original Digital Gangsters
  • 4 Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
  • 5 Do the Bruce Campbell
  • 6 Oneonta (Eli Porter)
  • 7 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani)
  • 8 Nerdcore Players
  • 9 Guinevere
  • 10 Manifest Destiny
  • 11 MC Lars’s Facebook Friend Count > Your Facebook Friend Count
  • 12 Other People’s Property
  • 13 Kidney Stones for Easter
  • 14 Paul Is Dead
  • "Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals"

    MC Lars:
    With so much drama at my detective agency
    It's kind of hard to be an A.C.M.E. agent like me
    Because Carmen Sandiego, well she keeps evading me
    She's freaking hard to find! Rockapella agrees
    She's elusive, not conducive to a crime-free planet
    Robbed the banks of the Nile, and I can't understand
    She stole the Mason-Dixie line, so I'm searching for clues
    How much damage can an educational computer game villain do?
    She stole the Grand Canyon and the Sydney Opera House
    The Golden Gate Bridge, tell me what's that all about?
    Now she's even going back in time, she's messing with my mind
    She stole the Magna Carta and the Maginot Line
    She's single-handedly and in charge like Scott Baio
    I'm chasing her around like a bull in rodeo
    She needs should be locked up just like Galileo
    This girl stole my breakfast, please lego my Eggo

    She's a - kleptomaniac, but she must refrain from that
    Crime record shows every heinous deed's insanely whack
    She's up to no good with her zany hijinx
    She took a trip to Egypt, stole the pyramid and Sphynx
    She stole Stone Henge and she stole the Eiffel Tower
    How do you freaking steal the freaking Eiffel Tower?
    I'm learning a lot with every single spot
    I think she might be at but it turns out that she's not
    The chief is on the phone, dude leave me alone
    Carmen's surreptitious, as the evidence has shown
    She might even steal your heart, so I must warn ya
    She's so d___ hot when she rocks her Red Fedora
    I've chased her to Berlin, Trinidad and Tobago
    Where the ---- is Carmen Sandiego?

    Lars & YT:
    Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
    Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
    Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
    Carmen Sandiego got really bad morals

    Lars: I never knew gaming could be so educational... is it recreational? (Is it recreational).

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