Guttermouth Bruce Lee vs. The KISS Army Lyrics

The Album Formerly Known as Full Length LP Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Race Track
  • 2 No More
  • 3 Jack La Lanne
  • 4 Where Was I?
  • 5 Old Glory
  • 6 I’m Punk
  • 7 Mr. Barbeque
  • 8 Bruce Lee vs. The KISS Army
  • 9 Chicken Box
  • 10 Carp
  • 11 Toilet
  • 12 Oats
  • 13 1-2-3 Slam
  • 14 I Used to Be 20
  • 15 Reggae Man
  • 16 Just a Fuck
  • 17 Hypocrite
  • 18 Marco-Polo
  • 19 Under My Skin
  • 20 Gas Out
  • 21 No Such Thing
  • 22 Malted Vomit
  • 23 Ghost
  • So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?

    I want to fight your brother

    Him, against me

    Let's kung fu!!



    The smoke is clearing you can see

    Peter and Paul Stanley

    Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce

    While Ace and Gene took PCP



    A flying kick right through the air

    His foot got stuck in Peter's hair

    Ace and Gene took on Kareem

    But slipped and fell in afro sheen

    Then Bruce yelled out "Oh Boy"

    I think he meant "La Choy"

    Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at KISS



    Gene now has a shorter tongue

    They should have used their love gun

    Gene and Ace escaped today

    They'll live to fight another day



    Oh, oh my god

    Ancient Chinese secret sent by Buddha

    Blah...

    Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points.

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