Too $hort Blowjob Betty Lyrics

Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the **********in'
Dangerous Crew, *****, with that old school

Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blow job Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blow job Betty make your **** get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, ***** wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blow job Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
***** kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe **** with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and **** about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my **** in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get *****es anytime I want to
Got a big **** and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
*****s always sayin' how they ****ed that *****
But I'm the only ***** that the ***** made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to ****
With any ************ got nuts to suck
I spit game to the *****, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that **** for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
***** ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a **** and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the ***** loose like a old school 'vette

6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my ***** but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the *****
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that ***** on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a *****
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!

Biatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all *****s don't know though, that's it

Written by: Ramon Russell Gooden, Stuart Jordan, Todd Anthony Shaw
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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