TISM Been Caught Wankin’ Lyrics

www.tism.wanker.com Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  • 2 Whatareya?
  • 3 Dumb ’n’ Base
  • 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  • 5 Been Caught Wankin’
  • 6 Denial Works for Me
  • 7 The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
  • 8 I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
  • 9 Yob
  • 10 Great Expectorations
  • 11 A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed
  • 12 The Men’s Room
    CD 2
  • 1 [untitled]
  • 2 Describe the Worst Head Job I’ve Had? — Fantastic!
  • 3 [untitled]
  • 4 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
  • 5 [untitled]
  • 6 Kate — Fischer of Men
  • 7 My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
  • 8 [untitled]
  • 9 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
  • 10 [untitled]
  • 11 Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verses 73–118)
  • 12 Neighbours — Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  • 13 [untitled]
  • 14 Opposite Day
  • 15 [untitled]
  • 16 Rebel Without a Paunch
  • 17 [untitled]
  • 18 The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I’m Not More Depressed
  • 19 [untitled]
  • 20 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  • 21 Ya Gotta Love That
  • [Verse 1]
    Your mother gives the bathroom door
    A final and desperate yankin'
    (I been caught wankin')
    "What's taking so long?!" She'd implore
    'Cept here's something she's not seen before
    Oh man, you been caught wankin'
    (I been caught wankin', I been caught wankin')
    It's probably pretty Freudian
    But it's happened to every man
    (I been caught wankin')
    Someone walks too suddenly in
    And you're left standin' with a silly grin
    And your dodger's still in your hand

    [Verse 2]
    I just been reading NME
    About what lately has got cred
    (They been caught wankin')
    Look, it's true that it might just be me
    But, I tell you what, as far as I can see
    They're massaging Kojak's head
    (They been caught wankin', they been caught wankin')
    He's a bloke you could meet any day
    Last name? Hey, just drop it
    (He been caught wankin')
    "Tom and Nicole", he'll often say
    In his own familiar, nice-bloke way
    Hey, Ray, get your hand off it

    [Chorus]
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'

    [Verse 3]
    (You been watching the tele?)
    We all saw the funeral for Lady Di
    And didn't you just want to barf?
    (They been caught wankin')
    The media all with their snouts in the sty
    Crocodile tears caught in their eye
    You had to be heartless not to laugh
    (They been caught wankin', they been caught wankin')
    Why is it just so hard not to gag
    When a rock star adopts some big issue?
    (Rock star, caught wankin')
    "No animal cruelty", they're likely to brag
    But later they'll put a fish up some slag
    For God sake, who's taken all the tissues?
    (Rock star, caught wankin', rock star, caught wankin')
    A bad boy image does no one real harm
    So by all means, go be caught stealing
    (You been caught wankin')
    Go be caught cracking car alarms
    Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm
    Just don't be caught with spoof on the ceiling

    [Chorus]
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'
    Been caught wankin'

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