The Scabs Beatomatic Lyrics

Destroyer Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Pay at the Pump
  • 2 Beatomatic
  • 3 Astronaut
  • 4 T'uela Me la Pela
  • 5 Dizzy Stick
  • 6 Good
  • 7 Fernie's Groove
  • 8 Karmasutra
  • 9 Vagina
  • 10 Vampirella
  • 11 Baila Mi Hente
  • 12 Wasted
  • 13 Cornbread
  • 14 H.E.B.
  • I am batman but you can call me Bob
    And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob
    I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit
    But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit
    I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime
    But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme
    I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob
    Because I'm batman but you can call me Bob

    I'll tell you a little story that happened to me
    You see me and robin were cruising down the street
    In the batmobile with the lights turned low
    A six pack on ice so we were ready to go
    The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong
    I took a couple of hits the next thing I know
    This cop pulls me over to the side of the road
    He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like a slob!
    I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob.

    I turned to robin and I said its getting late
    I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate
    We found this little place so we went inside
    They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied
    I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack
    That's when I felt this tappin on the back of my back
    I turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink
    She was the most beautiful girl I've ever see I think
    I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob
    My name is batman but you can call me Bob

    I promised to behave so we went back to my cave
    She took one look at my place and she started to rave
    She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back
    I'm gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax
    She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes
    I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon
    But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand
    It turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman
    She started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead
    I grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head
    She went out like a light I said oh man what a night
    I took her to the station and they locked her up tight
    The sergeant said son you did a real fine jog
    I said I'm batman but you can call me Bob

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