TISM BFW Lyrics
sponsored linksChristina Aguilera:
Some dead-eyed child bride
Has learnt to dance
Sisqo: One pack of vicious blacks
Moby: A geography teacher
Bought a blues record.
Radiohead: Redefining the very idiom
That is modern music.
Psy-trance. Big Beat. Prog House.
Old Skool. Hard house.
London: The 500 most snooty people
Think something's important.
Acting in a movie: Walk to the mark. Say the line.
Do it again.
Video clips: The revolving moose-head shot
Cost quater of a mil.
Pay T.V: Gilligan's Island. Rugby.
Gilligan's Island again.
The Internet: More crap at your fingertips
Than on them.
Big Fucking Whoopee.
Georgio Armani: Makes dresses.
Makes more dresses.
The Queen Mother: Fucked the right guy.
Lots of money. Drunkard.
Vegans: Deeply committed people.
Better than you and me.
Stock market: Lots of guys with rat-cunning,
Ripping off each other.
BMW: You hop in this car,
Then drive it.
De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
3 Five Yards
4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
9 Street Lamp
10 Dear Moby
11 Schoolies Week
12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
13 Most of Us Are Nice!
14 Did You Watch or Make TV
15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
17 Boot Party
18 Preening Dumb Tool
20 Channel Turd
21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
23 Sell Out
24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
29 TISM Album Fails
30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3