TISM BFW Lyrics

De Rigueurmortis Track Listing
  • 1 Bullshit
  • 2 If You're Not Famous at 14, You're Finished
  • 3 Five Yards
  • 4 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
  • 5 Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
  • 6 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 2
  • 7 Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
  • 8 Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
  • 9 Street Lamp
  • 10 Dear Moby
  • 11 Schoolies Week
  • 12 The Horse, Not the Horseshit
  • 13 Most of Us Are Nice!
  • 14 Did You Watch or Make TV
  • 15 Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
  • 16 You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
  • 17 Boot Party
  • 18 Preening Dumb Tool
  • 19 Intermission
  • 20 Channel Turd
  • 21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
  • 22 You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
  • 23 Sell Out
  • 24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
  • 25 You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
  • 26 X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
  • 27 Survey
  • 28 Fourteen Years in Rowille
  • 29 TISM Album Fails
  • 30 Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
  • 31 BFW
  • Christina Aguilera:
    Some dead-eyed child bride
    Has learnt to dance
    BFW
    Sisqo: One pack of vicious blacks
    hates another.
    BFW
    Moby: A geography teacher
    Bought a blues record.
    BFW
    Radiohead: Redefining the very idiom
    That is modern music.
    BFW
    Psy-trance. Big Beat. Prog House.
    Old Skool. Hard house.
    Nu-skool breaks:
    BFW
    London: The 500 most snooty people
    Think something's important.
    BFW
    Acting in a movie: Walk to the mark. Say the line.
    Do it again.
    BFW
    Video clips: The revolving moose-head shot
    Cost quater of a mil.
    BFW
    Pay T.V: Gilligan's Island. Rugby.
    Gilligan's Island again.
    BFW
    The Internet: More crap at your fingertips
    Than on them.
    BFW

    Big Fucking Whoopee.

    Georgio Armani: Makes dresses.
    Makes more dresses.
    BFW
    The Queen Mother: Fucked the right guy.
    Lots of money. Drunkard.
    BFW
    Vegans: Deeply committed people.
    Better than you and me.
    BFW
    Stock market: Lots of guys with rat-cunning,
    Ripping off each other.
    BFW
    BMW: You hop in this car,
    Then drive it.
    BFW

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