Rodney Carrington A Letter to My Penis Lyrics

Gimme an "F" Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Gimme an "F"
  • 2 College Football
  • 3 Harry & The Barbie Rep
  • 4 Dr. Wolf and the Cosmonauts
  • 5 Star Warts
  • 6 Store-Bought Boobies
  • 7 My Life
  • 8 Marge and Suzen Johnson
  • 9 The Amazing Crisco
  • 10 The Pacemaker
  • 11 The Zany Report
  • 12 Spit-Take Theater II
  • 13 Daddy, Please Don't Go
  • 14 Harry & Larry
  • 15 Smoking Pot
  • 16 A Letter to My Penis
  • 17 The Dishwasher
  • 18 Marriage
  • 19 Marge & Farrah
  • 20 Stairway to Heaven's Gate
  • 21 Gamblin' Buddies
  • 22 Hawaii
    CD 2
  • 1 Nasty Stuff (live)
  • 2 The Job Interview
  • 3 Spit-Take Theater III
  • 4 People News and Views
  • 5 The Woman Song
  • 6 My Girls
  • 7 Circumcision
  • 8 Tips From Uncle Larry
  • 9 Exit 69
  • 10 Twister
  • 11 Hot and Ready to Party
  • 12 Harry & Gloria
  • 13 The Talking Doll
  • 14 Bart & Nadia's Honeymoon
  • 15 Get Drunk With Dignity
  • 16 Uncle B.S.
  • 17 Marge & The Spice Girls
  • 18 Gurney See, Gurney Do
  • 19 The Cartoon Animal Song
  • 20 Mr. Obvious - The Turkey
  • 21 N.C. Double D.
  • 22 Santa Clothes
  • Dear Penis,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    You used to watch me shave,
    Now all u do is stare at the floor.
    Oh dear Penis,
    I don't like you anymore.

    It used to be you and me,
    A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
    That's all we needed to get by.
    Now it seems things have changed,
    I think that your the one to blame.
    Dear Penis,
    I don't like you anymore.

    Now he sings,

    Dear Rodney,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    'Cause when u get to drinkin'
    You put me places I've never been before.
    Dear Rodney,
    I dont like you anymore.

    Why can't we just get a grip,
    On our man to hand relationship.
    Come to terms with truly how we feel.
    If we put our heads together,
    We'd just stay home forever.
    Dear Penis,
    I think I like you after all.

    Oh and Rodney,
    While yer shavin',
    Shave my balls.

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