MC Lars & ytcracker feat. Doctor Popular 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani) Lyrics

Digital Gangster LP Track Listing
Digital Media 1
  • 1 We Have Arrived
  • 2 Birth of a Phish
  • 3 Original Digital Gangsters
  • 4 Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
  • 5 Do the Bruce Campbell
  • 6 Oneonta (Eli Porter)
  • 7 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani)
  • 8 Nerdcore Players
  • 9 Guinevere
  • 10 Manifest Destiny
  • 11 MC Lars’s Facebook Friend Count > Your Facebook Friend Count
  • 12 Other People’s Property
  • 13 Kidney Stones for Easter
  • 14 Paul Is Dead
  • [intro:]
    [9-11-01 news report audio]

    [Doctor Popular:]
    This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like
    Ride it late at night, everything's all right
    It's alright if you thought that tire would explode
    But at 80 PSI, the chances would be low
    Thought it was a bomb, discovered you were wrong
    Decided to carry on, out of fear
    That's what I hear
    When cops lock innocents up for a year

    [MC Lars:]
    This is not a bomb it's a mic I can rock it when I like
    Rip it late at night everything's alright
    It's alright if you thought that my record would explode
    105 bpm the chance would be low
    Knew it was the bomb, killed it all night long
    Decided to carry on, make it / make it clear
    At least that's what you hear
    I crash lyrics into buildings 9-11 every year
    Is it in good taste? Well that's still unclear

    9-11, 9-11
    9-11, 9-11
    9-11, Giuliani!

    [Doctor Popular:]
    This is not a bomb it's a shirt, but I could see how
    Blinky LEDs and batteries could seem scary
    On the Inside is some circuitry
    I made it myself but don't get mad at me
    Look, I'm not trying to be a pain
    I'm just picking up my friend from the luggage claim
    And now they've took down my social, birthdate and name
    Cops got me locked up, got me detained

    this is not a bomb its an iphone
    i put it in my pocket right when i left home
    this little thing? not a bomb either
    It's an ipod and these are the speakers
    no i didnt hide a dirty bomb in my sneakers
    that powder isn't meth 'cause I'm not a tweaker
    this is not a bomb it's a tube of toothpaste
    but I'll throw it out and let it go to waste
    i gotta pitch the water? but I'm so thirsty!
    can i take a sip and then put it in her purse please?
    put in my backpack? don't give me flak
    my eyes aren't shifty do i look like a maniac?
    that's not a bomb that's my underwear
    and i don't want a bomb so close to down there
    and yea that's my weiner thanks for the pat down
    i guess i'll have to board the plane in a clear nightgown

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