Fett's Vette Lyrics - MC Chris

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Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second defence
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
when Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas run a shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook?
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside of Slave One
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ridley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot the gif

I get bambinas at cantinas
when I lick my lusty lips
So I let you get back inside
Your little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire

Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)

Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)

...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)





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Wrong. | Reviewer: G | 1/14/14

Boba Fett's backstory is debated, as stated in the song because there used to be no backstory on him and now there are two. The one from a novel on bounty hunters and George lucas' s new movie garbage rendition.

Also in verse, anyone can do or say what they want and change any info they want to their creative liking. Fuck your mother's heart if you believe otherwise.

technicality | Reviewer: Spleen_Merchant | 10/13/12

Have some people ever heard of rhythm or a beat? How about a play on words or names? Have you ever heard of artistic creativity? Do you live in your parent's basement? Do you know how to use your spacebar, since you want to get technical. I've never heard of "starwars"...Star Wars,yes. Some people's kids. :o( ANYWAYS this song is AMAZING! I grew up watching Episodes 4-6 of the film franchise, and my taste in music is eclectic. That said, MC Chris is a lyrical genius who's rhymes are fairly geek oriented, and I use that term with the utmost respect. If you dig video games, comic books, computer anything...then odds are that MC Chris is your Eminem :o)

I love this song!!! | Reviewer: Tania | 2/8/12

This is the best song ever writes its like awsomazing! I hate star wars but I love this song it's really weird. Everyone drools over star wars that they don't know about other things like school, life. I don't drool over this song but drool over this song. Hopefully they stay together as a band or a solo person cause I want more songs!

I thought the line was... | Reviewer: Danger Jones | 10/27/11

...Ripley to Spock. As in Ellen Ripley from the "Alien" franchise. Not Ridley, like the director. Whatever, though...of course what I find the funniest is how worked up some of you "Star Wars" geeks get, as though it were actually real. Grow up! I mean, it's not like, "ALF" which was based on actual events. To the fans of the films who know how to get down with the groove; RIGHT ON! (oh, and Happy "Life Day" you cos-play losers!)

And the winner aint... | Reviewer: Dawn | 8/28/11

Hehe I love this song, first time i heard it i went to check out the lyrics. I am a star wars (k)nerd?? From not to long ago. But regardless. Having said that this son is tructurally sound, It appeals to everybody (even the haters) Which by the way statistically speaking will make up more than 40% of all sales.....

Boba Fett is my uncle | Reviewer: Dango | 3/2/11

Ahem...please hear me out my fellow Star Wars KNERDS (Knowledgeable Empire & Republic Delegates)(I just made that up!). I have been a most loyal Star Wars fan since my dad took me to the movie theater when I was 7 years old to see Star Wars for the first time. My Star Wars collection is as extensive as my Star Wars knowledge and my Star Wars loyalty is uncompromising...even after the Ewoks and Jar Jar. Even as a Star Wars fan I was able to marry a female human and now have two children. And we enjoyed watching Return of the Jedi just last night. I'm almost 39 years old now and I must say that MC Chris has brought a legitimacy to being a devote Star Wars fan. The time lines and ship details DO NOT matter. It's a kickass rap that helps show the world that it's okay to be a Star Wars KNERD!

Ya know... | Reviewer: J | 1/14/11

This tune divides the normal people from the star war nerds, and divides the star wars nerds from the emotionally retarded...

So what if he's made a few factual errors, the lyrics even say themselves...

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

And it's not as if he's the only MC to lie. He's probably said more truth about Fett than most MC's tell the truth bout themselves when they say summin like im a bad mofo with guns and drugs etc.

As for the tune itself, fucking funny, shame some people can't enjoy it for what it is and have to bring in a whole debate about factual inaccuracies before rubbing one out to a photoshoped nude pic of princess leia...

take a chill pill | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/22/10

"stupid | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/13/10

i didnt even bother reading all of the lyrics. its obvious this idiot knows nothing about starwars, just watched the movies once and wrote a song.

Its BOBA FETT and JABBA THE HUTT
not Bob the fett. dumbass.

and Boba was never a slave.

Wow. The lame ass crap I have to share the music industry with. ugh"

1. sweetie i am pretty sure everyone knows it's boba fett and jabba the hutt. calm down.

2. what is this 'lame ass crap i share the music industry with' ?? are you delusional?

3. were you googling star wars and happened to come across this song or something? like if you hate it why were you even looking at the lyrics

also lmao whoever said 'oh they must have thought he meant vette as in corvette' just. what. the song is called Fett's Vette. Yes it is abouta corvette.



Haters | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/30/10

So, readin' somma these comments, I realize some of you people are really retarded.

For those of you that are posting crap about mc, GTFO. If you don't freakin' like mc in the first place, why are you listening to his music, and why are you looking up lyrics? Most of the people trying to figure this stuff out actually LIKE him, and we don't really wanna hear your pussy-ass b.s. about his style or his lyrics. So do us a favor and shut the hell up.

If you idiots weren't hating on him, you'd have nothing to do. =3

Lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/5/10

Well the word 'vette actually refers to the car. Notice in the lyrics 'four payments on my car.' regarless of correct information it's an amazing fucking song and he's doing more than you sorry ass fuckers trolling on lyric sites trying to dissect lyircs like some fake ass bitchy critics. Give the man mad fucking repsect. He deserves it.

Vetting | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/1/10

When he says Vette, he's referring to the act of Vetting, which is basically extensive research. Even Boba Fett can't go into a job without knowing something, and I'm sure all that information gathering isn't cheap. The guy who typed up the lyrics here must have mistakenly put 'Vette, thinking that it was reffering to a Corvette or something, I don't know.

nice | Reviewer: mikedime | 7/13/10

deadly, that cleared up a few questions i had lyrical wise. I agree with the person who said that they thought mc chris was a mexican girl. I pictured more of a skinny flavor flav looking guy that had just been kicked in the nuts after huffing some helium, but when i found out he was a chubby white guy i was pretty stoked. MC Chris number one with the ladies!

nice | Reviewer: mikedime | 7/13/10

deadly, that cleared up a few questions i had lyrical wise. I agree with the person who that mc chris was a mexican girl. I pictured more of a skinny flavor flav looking guy that had just been kicked in the nuts after huffing some helium, but when i found out he was a chubby white guy i was pretty stoked. MC Chris number one with the ladies!

accept poetic license b*****s | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/18/10

GREAT SONG. and you have issues with some lyrics that arent completely correct?... how about the fact that Boba Fett didnt have a "vette". not a big deal, so why try to take away from a very clever and well performed song

Fett's Vette RULES!! | Reviewer: Jaymus | 5/9/10

MC Chris is the S***! he is AWESOME! I don't know how he came up with Fett's Vette but Fett's Vette RULES!! It's the perfect combo of rhyme,Star Wars,and whatever kind of music it is!!! (yes i read everyone's review for this song.)


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