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Aimee Mann You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

Last updated: 01/28/2008 10:00:00 AM

All the windows were dark,
No one knew he was here
All the whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

All I need is a reindeer, so he took his dog, Max.
And he took some red thread and he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the whos lay a-snooze in their town.
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney.
A rather tight pinch.
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn!
And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags.
Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are as follows and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce

Thanks to Paul Nork for submitting You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics.

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Christmas | Reviewer: ProDancer444 | 1/28/2008

I luv this song! A year ago my school did a christams concert and my class did this song. in the parts where it was talkine (i.e. Your a bad banana with a greasy black peal)different students were passed the mic to say the parts and I got too do the first one and last one! I adore this song for a play and concert!

Related to the human Mr. Grinch | Reviewer: chorusblueberry | 12/22/2007

My chorus group at school sung this for our Christmas concert, and it was a really fun, entertaining song, fun to both learn and perform. I constantly find myself singing this song, and I love it. My brother asks me to sing it whenever we go to a White Elephant gift exchange, so... it's a great holiday song. Thanks!!