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Elvis Presley Yoga Is as Yoga Does Lyrics

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(Words & music by Nelson - Burch)
Well I can see that you and yoga will never do

Yoga is as yoga does there's no in-between
Your either with it on the ball or you've blown the scene
I can see lookin' at you, you just can't get settled
How can I even move, twistin' like a pretzel

(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There's no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene
(Or you've blown the scene)

Come on come on, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did I get so tied up
In this yoga knot
You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors

(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There's no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene
(Or you've blown the scene)

Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise done by one and all
Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown
Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down

(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There's no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene
(Or you've blown the scene)

(Yoga is, yoga does)
(There's no in-between)
(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene
(Or you've blown the scene)




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I guess not *everything* Elvis did was gold.... | Reviewer: roflol | 3/18/2005

I heard this song on the Bad Music Hour that aired on Kansas City public radio in the mid 1990s. I won a tape from that show way back then and found it yesterday. I listened to it and heard this song. I've lost the song/artist list the show's producers had sent with the tape I'd won, so Googled the lyrics and found it truly had been done by the King himself. It had to have been done as a joke. Even I, an admitted Elvis non-fan, recognize that this is not up to par with Elvis music commonly aired. It's good for maybe a laugh, but it's not even as funny as, say, William Shatner's stuff.... now that's hysterical. This is just sort of, um, odd.

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