Yoda Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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weird als too awsum | Reviewer: rock god | 1/29/11

Just heard weird als few songs.... Smells like nirvana, constipated,fat,and rye or the kyserand his lyrics hilaries I was litraly rofl throught the song!!! I just changed my favorite genre from rock to parody cuz of weird al.... :P



AWESOME! | Reviewer: Ashley | 7/18/07

our show choir at school in 2005-2006 did the theme "Out Of This World". We did this song with someone dressed up as Yoda dancing around in the middle with two "lightsabers" haha. Through the whole song, we all had "lightsaber choreography" too. It was great..



lol | Reviewer: Tristan | 6/13/07

this song is really funny i like borrowing weird al songs like this at karaoke and i have got to say this one has gotten the most response since i first started doing it.



Huhhuhhuh | Reviewer: Notfizzyfantom | 4/26/07

This song is freakin' awesome!!!!!!! Weird Al is freakin' awesome



Sweet.. | Reviewer: fizzyfantom | 3/3/07

Nice, wierd Al is awesome when it comes to taking stuff we all like and making it funny(er).



guy above | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/5/05

you need a life, dude, you sung a song to your sister so she would go to the movies with you? get some friends to go and see it with you...



Yoda | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/21/05

I sang it to my sister to get her to come see Star Wars III with me.





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