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Tenacious D Wonderboy Lyrics

Last updated: 08/01/2010 11:00:00 AM

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power... to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, we're gonna fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.

Thanks to AlexBecker for submitting Wonderboy Lyrics.

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shit | Reviewer: sir wanksalot | 10/20/09

my name is young nasty man and i have used a fake ID (sirwanksalot) i think this song describes me in a nasty way when really im good infact wonderboy is the evil one he striped me and raped me up the Anus and round the mouth area also in the ear and in my nose

'The Row Of bursted Bubbles' | Reviewer: Riodan | 6/15/09

Well, "Statman!", If that is your real name, you had to go and ruin James' PERFECTLY good and justifiable comment with your stupidity. It's called a Hyperbole, learn these things rather spend the little time you have between going on your computer and not having a girlfriend or a life wasting yours and everyone elses time with your stupid little "statistics" that could be wrong but nobody takes that much time out of their non-pathetic lives, to prove some person wrong when all they were doing is enjoying a great song and effectively using semi-complex figurative language techniques, get a life loser.

P.s. Granted, I did waste my time and yours with this thing and for that i'm sorry, but still, people have to know how retarded they are.

I'm not a huge fan of Tenacious D but i do love this song, Tribute and some other stuff like Baby and (Dude)I Totally Miss You.


Way to be a buzz kill, "Statman!" | Reviewer: Kayothic | 4/29/09

That was funny, proving his sense of math and logic wrong :P a bit of a buzz kill, though, haha....

Hmm, that would take a while to listen to it 100000000000 times -.- I like the song, but it's not my favorite by Tenacious D (we are the D we are the D we are the D!!!... sorry Beelze Boss T.T)


wonderboy moves me | Reviewer: phil ashton | 9/16/07

everytime i hear this song my emotions run riot . where is this wonderboy ? i wish i were him .

Throat not nuts | Reviewer: Irvine Kinneas | 8/26/07

Everyone here loves wonderboy but haven't bothered to change "Slice his nuts and grab his scrote" to the correct "Slice his throat and grab his scrote" rhymes you see, that's kinda clever!!!

Sorry James | Reviewer: Statman! | 8/21/07

I dont want to burst your bubble but it's impossible to listen to Wonderboy 100000000000 times a day. It's only possible to listen to it 403times throughout the day, if looped. if you listened to it 100000000000 times then you would need 248138957 days which would equate to 679,832 years.

wonderboy is the best | Reviewer: kirsty | 7/5/07

i love tenacious d
they are the best.
wonderboy is my favourite song.

tenacious d rocks!!!!

tenacious d is brillant!!! | Reviewer: kirsty | 7/5/07

i love wonderboy, its my total fav song that tenacious d have done.
rock on tenacious d!!!

COMICS | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/19/07 based on wonderboy... and the mucky muck man is based on them... it makes more sence to the song... btw this song is HELLA HELLAHH ILL

YES! | Reviewer: Soldier | 6/15/07

We think this song is crazy rad. They didnt even incorporate rocket sauce but it was still incredible! WE love the D.