White And Nerdy Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

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They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

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First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
got people begging for my top eight spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! I got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
Got my name on my underwear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with -
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!



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Yay! | Reviewer: KC-S.T | 2/13/14

I'm glad whoever posted these lyrics remembered "Here's The Part I Sing On!". I watched three people's lyric videos on YouTube, and NONE of them said "Here's The part I sing On!".

Great song. It's ok to be racist. Everyone is. | Reviewer: SubMoron | 11/13/13

I am entitled to my opinion and it's ok to be racist. It is a good survival strategy. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Sorry but its true. Don't act like a ****** and you will not be treated like one. Don't reenforce the stereotype and you would be amazed how much better society treats you.

Love Weird Al Yankovic. This is probably my favorite of all.

no title | Reviewer: A | 10/16/12

Ok:
1:too funny
2: anyone who doesn't like this song is an idiot
3:yes "faggot" should stay with Justin B. (heard too many versions of last name)
4: YOLO he's gonna have fun while he's alive which makes his videos even better

Genere: nerdcore hip-hop / rap | Reviewer: Skyheartstar13 | 10/10/11

"What kinda of a music style is this? Not meaning funny or anything, but you can't call it rap, because rap is like stupid n*ggers like 50 cent and those f*gs, but what kinda style is it?? very american, but i'm not sure what the style is called( and i'm not looking for funny parodie :p) some kind of hip-hop or...?"
This is nerdcore, a sub-genere of hip-hop. At least, that's what it says on Wikipedia. It could also be considered rap. Also, that was a very offensive way to ask the question. I know others have anwsered this, but I don't think any mentioned nerdcore hip-hop.

Awesome.... | Reviewer: Classikkrok! | 5/5/11

WEIRD AL IS AWESOME AND IF YOU IDIOTS SAY HE ISN'T I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU ALL LIVE AND BURN YOUR HOUSES DOWN. By the way, if you've ever seen Weird Al's music videos, you know that he can pretty much be made to like anything. In the UHF video, he was the lead singer for the Talking Heads, George Harrison, Robert Palmer and many other things. If you haven't seen any Weird Al videos, you must. I love him so much. Seriously, he makes millions of dollars for these genious songs he writes. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Weird Al For the Win | Reviewer: ILoveTheBeatles | 4/15/11

What kinda of a music style is this? Not meaning funny or anything, but you can't call it rap, because rap is like stupid niggers like 50 cent and those fags, but what kinda style is it?? very american, but i'm not sure what the style is called( and i'm not looking for funny parodie :p) some kind of hip-hop or...?

^ Ok so I saw the post made by this person. Ok really you are extremley racist. You don't have to be black to like rap or hip/hop. Where you born in the 1800's or something? The genre of this song is a parody really. But Weird Al just raps in this song. I can't believe 365 let you comment on this song using the "N" word and to use the word "faggot" that word should only be used if you're talking about Justin Bieber. You need to spread your ignorance somewhere else.

Anyway this was my song when I was in 8th grade. Everyone was playing it and I loved the fact all my friends asked me to rap it because they couldn't keep up with the lyrics hahaha. Weird Al needs to come back and make some more parodies. He could be making fun of Rebecca Black's song Friday and all of Justin Bieber's crap. and Lady GaGa, and Ke$ha.

Connor Temple - White and Nerdy | Reviewer: Me636 | 12/25/10

Am I the only one who thinks that this song is PERFECT for Connor Temple from Primeval? It fits him so well, it's like it was written about him. If you don't believe me, go on You Tube and type in "Connor Temple is White and Nerdy" and you'll see.

Who do you think this song could be about?

Who would win in a fight, Spiderman or Wolverine?

Sorry, I've just been re-watching Primeval, I can't help quoting it everywhere:)

wow | Reviewer: zappy4 | 7/28/10

Funny song. Weird Al does a ton of funny songs. I just now found my copy of the cd and drove my fiance insane with listening to it everyday in the car. And, yeah, that is very racist. I may not like rap, but I still don't diss the artists.

Re: Question | Reviewer: ctti | 3/29/08

Firstly, "nigger" is a racist term & "fags" is derogatory, so think before using them.

Secondly, this IS hip hop & rap. Weird Al does parodies of other songs, so the musical style is usually the same as the original but not the lyrics.

Thirdly, you're a fucking idiot.

(On a side note, these lyrics get annoying to read after awhile, because whoever submitted them decided to act smart & add in comments of his / her own throughout. People come here to look for lyrics, not lyrics interspersed with unwanted commentary.)

u r racist | Reviewer: Curtis Turner | 11/2/07

u r racist, the one who asked what kind of music is it and then said stuff about niggers and stuff, WERE YOU BORN 100 YEARS AGO? THAT KINDA SHIT IS OVER, YOU GOT SERIOUS ISSUES, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! | Reviewer: Kit | 7/19/07

"Yea, it's 'Pi', not 'pie'. Greek characters aren't food."
~~~
Anyway, this song gets annoying after a while... and people always think the line is "Do I like Her or do I like the card?"
IT'S KIRK OR PICARD.
Stupid cool people just dun get it.

Pi | Reviewer: happy_endings82 | 6/11/07

Yea, it's 'Pi', not 'pie'. Greek characters aren't food.

Question | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/9/07

What kinda of a music style is this? Not meaning funny or anything, but you can't call it rap, because rap is like stupid niggers like 50 cent and those fags, but what kinda style is it?? very american, but i'm not sure what the style is called( and i'm not looking for funny parodie :p) some kind of hip-hop or...?

;p | Reviewer: Darrrrrrit | 5/8/07

Song is totally awesome!

But PLEASE someone correct that:

"Yo, I know [b]pie[/b] to a thousand places."

LOL

A little error | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/6/07

Very nice, although I think the line

Ain't got no girls but I still wear braces

should be

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

It makes more sense and actually sounds like that in the song. Otherwise, very nice.


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