Wendy's Cunt song Lyrics

Performed by South Park

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.

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I LUV THIS | Reviewer: joanne | 9/10/11

I can sing it,Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f!ck

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lol | Reviewer: Alex | 11/19/10

I have a strong liking, infused with a deep affection -a love if you will- for South Park. I am also particularly fond of this website, which I find to be really great.
South Park has many songs which I enjoy, but Wendy's Cunt Song is one of my most cherished.
Two very good acquaintances of mine, namely Lucy and Tash, share my enthusiasm for South Park -an enthusiasm so abundant it has become somewhat fanatical- and along with myself are right now feeling joy and pleasure for the finding of this website and the lyrics it provided, because all three of us love this song.

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lol | Reviewer: alex | 6/3/07

i LUV south park, this syte rox this iz 1 ov my fave
sp songs me & my m8s lucy & tash are huge sp fans and are glad we found vis syte we all luv vis song

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