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Hellogoodbye Welcome To The Record Lyrics

Last updated: 07/31/2008 11:00:00 AM

Oh my god, Errin, look at her duckbut.
It's just so big.
She looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends, but who understands those scene guys anyways.
They only talk to her 'cuz they saw her pic on
I mean, her duckbut, its just so big, I can't believe it, its just so black and out there, gross.
Look she's just so...emo!

Welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I make music in my bedroom
And then I mic it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me "you so stanky!"
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhymin techniques.

Welcome to the record
I know you'll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me "you so dreamy!"
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate spronsered so I Do The Dew.

H to the E to the L-L-O
hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E
I've got no rhythm
and I can't sing.

H to the E to the L-L-O
hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E
I've got no rhythm
and I can't sing yea.


Aw yea!

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yeeees. | Reviewer: Katie , | 7/31/2008

I love this song,
"My name is Jesse, Im Hot and Steamy, The Ladies Always Tell Me, 'You So Dreamy'"
I know a guy named Jesse, and he's gorgeous, so,
it reminds me of him, and it makes me laugh.
the song is called "Welcome To My Record"

AWESSOMMEE!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/25/2006

i <3 hellogoodbye sooo much...this song is guys should check out the live version...its soo gooodd i love them!! keep on rocking hellogoodbye!!!!!!

Awesome | Reviewer: Lauren | 12/26/2005

This song is so effin awesome, same with the is good and i love all of their songs, it's just so awesome and the beats are awesome

Hellogoodbye on the microphone | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/9/2004

you gotta love this track its so good. check out some of their other songs like "touch down turnaround" and "Jesse Buy Nothing...Go To Prom Anyways" they are all amazing

hellogoodbye are brilliant