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The Mad Caddies Weird Beard Lyrics

Last updated: 03/12/2008 11:00:00 AM

the night was dark
the seas were rough
the port lay straight ahead
the booze ran out
the men grew tired
and this is what they said:
"captain if you cannot find a place to set her down
then you'll be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground"

well the jolly roger pulled through
and made it to the land
we disembarked
went into town with vengence in our hand
the children cried
the woman sighed
the men would turn their heads
so with a smile we chated loud and this is what we said

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
cause we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free"

with nothing left for us to drink
the night was winding down
but still the girls kept swaggering
and still hanging around
oh! mister can you tell me where i can find a man
the only thing that you will find is the back side of me hand!

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free "

Thanks to Laura for submitting Weird Beard Lyrics.



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Halloween | Reviewer: Kevson | 12/11/2007

That song makes for some great memories. We dressed as Pirates this Halloween wandering he streets with a ghetto in a wooden box, and this song all the program we had... well, drinking too :D



pirates + Mad Caddies = AMAZING | Reviewer: radical alissa | 3/13/2007

rad song.
I like it, very much so.
it was really cool live.



Wierd Beard | Reviewer: JackSparrow :P | 2/14/2007

if your school has a airband, this would be the funniest song to do!



Pirate goodness | Reviewer: Jenna | 10/6/2004

The song is funny as hell and quite catchy. After hearing it, the song sticks with you. I personally hum the song in class when I don't think my teacher can hear me.