Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
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How did Al get his start in the music business?
As a teenager, Al began sending homemade tapes of his songs
to Dr. Demento, a nationally syndicated disc jockey known
for playing comedy and novelty music. Demento found a
certain charm in the accordion-powered ditties that Al
recorded on a cheap cassette player in his own bedroom, and
gave him his first airplay. By the time Al graduated from
college, he not only had a modest cult following from the
good Doctor's radio show, but he also had a couple of
nationally-released singles ("My Bologna" and "Another One
Rides The Bus"). In 1982 he signed a deal with Scotti Bros.
Records, who went on to release all of his albums through
Bad Hair Day (1996). Volcano Records eventually bought
Scotti Bros. Records, issuing Runni More...
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics List:
(Submit New Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics)12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna Lyrics50 Ways To Get Bin Laden LyricsA Complicated Song LyricsAchy Breaky Song LyricsAddicted To Spuds LyricsAirline Amy LyricsAlbuquerque LyricsAlimony LyricsAlternative Polka LyricsAmish Paradise LyricsAngry White Boy Polka LyricsAnother One Rides The Bus LyricsAttack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars LyricsBaby Likes Burping LyricsBedrock Anthem LyricsBelvedere Cruising LyricsBob LyricsBohemian Polka LyricsBorn To Be Mild LyricsBuckingham Blues LyricsBuy Me A Condo LyricsCable TV LyricsCallin' In Sick LyricsCanadian Idiot LyricsCavity Search LyricsCheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios LyricsChicken Pot Pie LyricsChristmas At Ground Zero LyricsChristmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic LyricsClose But No Cigar LyricsConfessions Part III LyricsConstipated LyricsCouch Potato LyricsCrampton Comes Alive LyricsDare To Be Stupid LyricsDead Car Battery Blues LyricsDo I Creep You Out LyricsDog Eat Dog LyricsDon't Download This Song LyricsDon't Wear Those Shoes LyricsDr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special LyricsDr. Demento Radio Promo LyricsE-Bay LyricsEat It LyricsElmo's Got A Gun LyricsEverything You Know Is Wrong LyricsFast Food LyricsFat LyricsFatter LyricsFlatbush Avenue LyricsFrank's 2000" TV LyricsFree Delivery LyricsFun Zone LyricsGandhi II LyricsGee, I'm A Nerd LyricsGeneric Blues LyricsGenius in France LyricsGeorge Of The Jungle LyricsGerms LyricsGirls Just Want To Have Lunch LyricsGood Enough For Now LyricsGood Old Days LyricsGotta Boogie LyricsGrapefruit Diet LyricsGravy On You LyricsGreen Eggs And Ham LyricsGump LyricsHappy Birthday LyricsHardware Store LyricsHarvey The Wonder Hamster LyricsHeadline News LyricsHere's Johnny LyricsHit Me With A Rock LyricsHoliday Greetings 1987 LyricsHoliday Greetings 1988 LyricsI'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead LyricsI'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) LyricsI'll Sue Ya LyricsI'm In Luv Wit Da Skipper LyricsI'm So Sick Of You LyricsI Can't Watch This LyricsI Lost On Jeopardy LyricsI Love Rocky Road LyricsI Remember Larry LyricsI Think I'm A Clone Now LyricsI Want A New Duck LyricsI Was Only Kidding LyricsIf I Could Make Love To A Bottle LyricsIsle Thing LyricsIt's All About The Pentiums LyricsIt's Still Billy Joel To Me LyricsJerry Springer LyricsJurassic Park LyricsKidstar 1250 Radio Promotion LyricsKing Of Suede LyricsLasagna LyricsLaundry Day LyricsLeisure Suit Serenade LyricsLet Me Be Your Hog LyricsLike A Surgeon LyricsLivin' In The Fridge LyricsLiving With A Hernia LyricsMatter Of Crust LyricsMelanie LyricsMidnight Star LyricsMoney For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies LyricsMr. Frump In The Iron Lung LyricsMr. Popeil LyricsMy Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder LyricsMy Bologna LyricsNature Trail To Hell LyricsNever Met A Person As Wonderful As Me LyricsNobody Here But Us Frogs LyricsOde to a Superhero LyricsOne More Minute LyricsOne Of Those Days LyricsPacman LyricsPancreas LyricsParty at the Leper Colony LyricsPhony Calls LyricsPolka Party! LyricsPolka Patterns LyricsPolka Power! LyricsPolka Your Eyes Out LyricsPolkamon LyricsPolkarama! LyricsPolkas On 45 LyricsPretty Fly For A Rabbi LyricsRicky LyricsSchool Cafeteria - Version 1 LyricsSchool Cafeteria - Version 2 LyricsShe Drives Like Crazy LyricsShe Never Told Me She Was A Mime LyricsSince You've Been Gone - Live LyricsSlime Creatures From Outer Space LyricsSmells Like Nirvana LyricsSnack All Night LyricsSometimes You Feel Like A Nut LyricsSpam LyricsSpatula City LyricsStop Draggin' My Car Around LyricsStuck In A Closet With Vanna White LyricsSuch A Groovy Guy LyricsSue Ya LyricsSyndicated Inc. LyricsTaco Grande LyricsTake Me Down LyricsTake Me To The Liver LyricsTake The "L" Out Of Liver LyricsTalk Soup LyricsThat Boy could Dance LyricsThe Alternative Polka LyricsThe Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell LyricsThe Ballad Of Kent Marlow LyricsThe Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota LyricsThe Brady Bunch LyricsThe Check's In The Mail LyricsThe Hot Rocks Polka LyricsThe Night Santa Went Crazy LyricsThe Plumbing Song LyricsThe Rye And The Kaiser LyricsThe Saga Begins LyricsThe Weird Al Show Theme LyricsThe White Stuff LyricsTheme From Rocky XIII LyricsThis Is The Life LyricsToothless People LyricsTraffic Jam LyricsTrapped In The Drive-Thru LyricsTrash Day LyricsTrigger Happy LyricsTruck Drivin' Song LyricsTwister LyricsUgly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) LyricsUHF LyricsVelvet Elvis LyricsVirus Alert LyricsWaffle King LyricsWanna B Ur Lovr LyricsWe Got The Beef LyricsWeasel Stomping Day LyricsWeenie In A Bottle LyricsWhat Ever You Like LyricsWhen I Was Your Age LyricsWhite And Nerdy LyricsWhite & Nerdy LyricsWhy Does This Always Happen to Me LyricsWon't Eat Prunes Again LyricsWorried About Clay LyricsYoda LyricsYoda Chant LyricsYou're Pitiful LyricsYou Don't Love Me Anymore LyricsYou Don't Take Your Showers LyricsYou Make Me LyricsYoung, Dumb & Ugly LyricsYour Horoscope For Today Lyrics(This Song's Just) Six Words Long Lyrics (Submit New Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics)
Review about Weird Al Yankovic
Nirvana lyrics | Reviewer: Jamey
------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic
maybe i like nirvana but not whole nirvana music. weird al was true, i cant understand nirvana lyric such smell like teen spirit and heart shaped box.
e.x from heart shaped box "meat eating orchid" what is the meaning of the word???
btw, weird al parody was the best i ever seen!!!
i watch the video clip with my friend and all of us laughing loudly, even i nearly pee in my pants
I love the song... | Reviewer: Energy (no joke, mental parents)
------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic
i love nirvana! i was raised on nirvana!!!! well no, i was like 5 when cobain died...but still i love them!
my parents love them too, i do love al and this mental song, but you can understand what he says. and the message is amazing!!
pay attenetion. lol
Energy. xx
HEE HEE HEE | Reviewer: THE1andONLYme
------ About the song Albuquerque performed by Weird Al Yankovic
I love this song. It really doesn't matter how down in the dumps I feel, or how stuck in an existential quandary full of loathing and self-doubt I am, I can always take a small bit of comfort knowing that somewhere out there in this old crazy mixed-up iPod of mine, there's still a little song called ALBUQUERQUE!!! Yay. Long live Weird Al.
omg | Reviewer: someone
------ About the song Polkamon performed by Weird Al Yankovic
just heard this for the first time today, and i love it! awesome song, though im a little late to hear it =p anyways, ditto is my fav, so im even more happy he mentions ditto twice =p prob because ditto can make a copy of himself for his only attack, hence the double mention. anyways, awesome catchy tune!
dum guy below me | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Eat It performed by Weird Al Yankovic
the guy who did the comment below me is an effin faggio. mjs moves are still great. wat kinda idiot are you to b less impressed by something after seeing someone butcher it on purpose. dumazz! anyway funni song. al actually had the moves down
^.^ | Reviewer: Kura
------ About the song Your Horoscope For Today performed by Weird Al Yankovic
heh he he - I'm a Scorpio, and the day before I heard this song, I was talking to my friend about falling out windows... :) it's a little weird, but awesome. Let's see... my sister is a libra... she does still have her appendix... and she does seem to miss out on a lot of things despite her talents. Oh, brother Sagitterius! You know, I found this song through an AMV on youtube, and the line used in it was; All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) which is definitely my favourite line. But what has he done??? Dad's born on an edge... and mum's a Scorpio like me. My cat is an born in Janurary, so he's an aquarius... I guess he can replace whack-a-mole with pouncing on mice... ^.^
Danny Solo | Reviewer: Danny Solo
------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic
Im a big nirvana fan and when i heard this song i laughed so much i cried. Even nirvana fans have to laugh at this. My grandpa knew wierd als parents when he lived in fallbrook. Wierd Al deserves a 10 out of 10 he nailed it.
Ironic | Reviewer: Tammy McPherson
------ About the song Christmas At Ground Zero performed by Weird Al Yankovic
Hello, What is great about this song is the irony of living in a society predominantly made of Christians which is able to produce nuclear weapons. By what weird rationale do we justify this to ourselves? Yet, we take both things for granted much of the time.
I don't know if Weird Al intended us to think in those terms or not, but I do think it worth consideration.
I love Ya!! :] | Reviewer: Lucy
------ About artist/band Weird Al Yankovic
I enjoyed listening to all of Weird Al's musics there is not one song of his that I don't like my sister loves Al and if it was not for her toshow me Weird Al would have ever love his songs as a baby my sister would not stop listening to his songs and I came and I saw him and on this day I will not stop listening to his songs.I think that Weird Al is kind sweet careing funny and cuties person I have never met and I really love his hair I would really love 2 meet Weird Al angin! respond soon please!!:]
mine sucks... | Reviewer: Deirdre
------ About the song Your Horoscope For Today performed by Weird Al Yankovic
I'ma scorpio... I already almost fell out of a window once... This is what my horoscope is "Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak". I also have very low self-esteem sometimes...
Nice | Reviewer: If I Cannot Fly let Me Sing
------ About the song Christmas At Ground Zero performed by Weird Al Yankovic
This song is da bomb, man! Go Weird Al! He has a great sense of humor.
This song is awesome dudes. We all need to laugh at the seriousness in the wold sometimes or else we get too worked up. If everyone was worrying and stressing all the time -- well, where's the fun in that?
i really love this song | Reviewer: prexy
------ About the song You Don't Love Me Anymore performed by Weird Al Yankovic
its very nice... i kept telling my friends to listen it.. because its very funny and the guy is very pity... he's really inloe with her gurl... i hope there's a guy like that in my life... huhuhu.....
i really love AL YANKOVIC.....
Great song | Reviewer: Flu-Bird
------ About the song Dare To Be Stupid performed by Weird Al Yankovic
Everytime i hear this i often think about the idiotid stunts pulled off by liberal activists like GREENPEACE,PETA,RAINBOW/PUSH and other bunches of fools looking for the attention of the liiberal news media
I LOVE THIS SONG, NOW ITS MY FAVORITE SONG | Reviewer: mhac_2x
------ About the song You Don't Love Me Anymore performed by Weird Al Yankovic
When i first heard it, it was so sad and too serious. But when i tried to listen it again, it was so funny and has meaning on real life situation. I want to hear it over and over again. And it was so inspiring to hear someone like this song. This guys in the song rock. Eventhough, his girl was trying to get rid of him. He always try to be be with her.I think i wanna heart it over and over again.
What I thought...What I Learned | Reviewer: DINGO
------ About the song White & Nerdy performed by Weird Al Yankovic
When my friend first told me about this song, I chuckled a little bit, but overall, I thought it was just dumb. A few days later, he and another friend were singing it. I just got hooked in. I asked him to write down the lyrics. Unfortunetly, they had some empty spots, so I went onto the internet and printed out the lyrics. I now have them memorized. A week or two ago, I made my first ever visit to Youtube to see the world famous "White & Nerdy Video." I liked it so much, I put a link to it on my website (www.drdingo22.webs.com) This is among my Top 5 Favorite Songs, and that is a tough list to make in less tha a month. Wierd Al, if you're out there...YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
Its crazy... | Reviewer: Katherine
------ About the song Hardware Store performed by Weird Al Yankovic
HOW THE HECK DID HE LEARN TO SING THAT???
Anyway, Im currently trying to learn the bridge. Ive been playing flute, sax, piccolo AND oboe and still don't have the lungs to sing it. plus, it would help if I could sing faster.
Its impossible.
Not Al | Reviewer: name
------ About the song Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) performed by Weird Al Yankovic
I understand why people keep thinking this is Al, because they don't do anything but grab songs off of illegal sources so therefore don't know anything about Al.
You can't learn about an artist by downloading songs like that. Al is much more family-friendly than this. The person that wrote before me is absolutely correct.
Really, I wonder if some of these people ever used anything along the lines of Wikipedia, because it's not very apparent. I wish people would stop tagging Al's name on stuff that isn't his. Even he is sick of it. At least the people that go to see his live shows understand, because he never performs these vulgar songs, which is further proof!
too cool for skewl | Reviewer: Bonusdonut
------ About the song Hardware Store performed by Weird Al Yankovic
i think the main obstacle for those attempting to sing this mother of a song is having enough air in your lungs to get through the bridge. sure, the speed is an issue, but so far breath has been my only problem.
im off to do breathing exercises and swim. prepare yourself, lungs!
aug 26 | Reviewer: sherry
------ About artist/band Weird Al Yankovic
justy saw his show at the fair in Monroe,wa even though it was pouring down rain it was FUN FUN FUN.My daughter who is a fan too (age 12) LOVED IT ALSO, IT WAS FUN SHARIN THIS TIME WITH HER. Thanks AL
WEIRD AL ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! period. | Reviewer: Eria
------ About artist/band Weird Al Yankovic
weird al is my all-time favorite music artist!!XD
i saw his strait outta lynwood tour in baltimore!
WAY COOL!!!! i am totally obsessed with him!! my friend Emily, and i try 2 memorize as many facts about him as we possibly can!! she went 2 c the tour 2, but she got front row tickets!! NOT FAIR!
plus, after the tour, she and her mom went and begged the security guards until THEY LET HER IN AND SHE MET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she told me she was looking 4 me so i could meet him 2!!! but my dad wanted 2 leave right away beacause he thought i'd never have a chance of meeting him! :'( *baw! sob! sniffle!* wahhh!!!!!
I HAD A CHANCE, AND I LET IT SLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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