WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

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How did Al get his start in the music business?

As a teenager, Al began sending homemade tapes of his songs
to Dr. Demento, a nationally syndicated disc jockey known
for playing comedy and novelty music. Demento found a
certain charm in the accordion-powered ditties that Al
recorded on a cheap cassette player in his own bedroom, and
gave him his first airplay. By the time Al graduated from
college, he not only had a modest cult following from the
good Doctor's radio show, but he also had a couple of
nationally-released singles ("My Bologna" and "Another One
Rides The Bus"). In 1982 he signed a deal with Scotti Bros.
Records, who went on to release all of his albums through
Bad Hair Day (1996). Volcano Records eventually bought
Scotti Bros. Records, issuing Runni More...

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics List:
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  • 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics
  • 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna Lyrics
  • 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics
  • A Complicated Song Lyrics
  • Achy Breaky Song Lyrics
  • Addicted To Spuds Lyrics
  • Airline Amy Lyrics
  • Albuquerque Lyrics
  • Alimony Lyrics
  • Alternative Polka Lyrics
  • Amish Paradise Lyrics
  • Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics
  • Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics
  • Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics
  • Baby Likes Burping Lyrics
  • Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
  • Belvedere Cruising Lyrics
  • Bob Lyrics
  • Bohemian Polka Lyrics
  • Born To Be Mild Lyrics
  • Buckingham Blues Lyrics
  • Buy Me A Condo Lyrics
  • Cable TV Lyrics
  • Callin' In Sick Lyrics
  • Canadian Idiot Lyrics
  • Cavity Search Lyrics
  • Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Lyrics
  • Chicken Pot Pie Lyrics
  • Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics
  • Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics
  • Close But No Cigar Lyrics
  • CNR Lyrics
  • Confessions Part III Lyrics
  • Constipated Lyrics
  • Couch Potato Lyrics
  • Craigslist Lyrics
  • Crampton Comes Alive Lyrics
  • Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
  • Dead Car Battery Blues Lyrics
  • Do I Creep You Out Lyrics
  • Dog Eat Dog Lyrics
  • Don't Download This Song Lyrics
  • Don't Wear Those Shoes Lyrics
  • Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special Lyrics
  • Dr. Demento Radio Promo Lyrics
  • E-Bay Lyrics
  • Eat It Lyrics
  • Elmo's Got A Gun Lyrics
  • Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
  • Fast Food Lyrics
  • Fat Lyrics
  • Fatter Lyrics
  • Flatbush Avenue Lyrics
  • Frank's 2000" TV Lyrics
  • Free Delivery Lyrics
  • Fun Zone Lyrics
  • Gandhi II Lyrics
  • Gee, I'm A Nerd Lyrics
  • Generic Blues Lyrics
  • Genius in France Lyrics
  • George Of The Jungle Lyrics
  • Germs Lyrics
  • Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics
  • Good Enough For Now Lyrics
  • Good Old Days Lyrics
  • Gotta Boogie Lyrics
  • Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
  • Gravy On You Lyrics
  • Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics
  • Gump Lyrics
  • Happy Birthday Lyrics
  • Hardware Store Lyrics
  • Harvey The Wonder Hamster Lyrics
  • Headline News Lyrics
  • Here's Johnny Lyrics
  • Hit Me With A Rock Lyrics
  • Holiday Greetings 1987 Lyrics
  • Holiday Greetings 1988 Lyrics
  • I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Lyrics
  • I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) Lyrics
  • I'll Sue Ya Lyrics
  • I'm In Luv Wit Da Skipper Lyrics
  • I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics
  • I Can't Watch This Lyrics
  • I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
  • I Love Rocky Road Lyrics
  • I Remember Larry Lyrics
  • I Think I'm A Clone Now Lyrics
  • I Want A New Duck Lyrics
  • I Was Only Kidding Lyrics
  • If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Lyrics
  • Isle Thing Lyrics
  • It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics
  • It's Still Billy Joel To Me Lyrics
  • Jerry Springer Lyrics
  • Jurassic Park Lyrics
  • Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion Lyrics
  • King Of Suede Lyrics
  • Lasagna Lyrics
  • Laundry Day Lyrics
  • Leisure Suit Serenade Lyrics
  • Let Me Be Your Hog Lyrics
  • Like A Surgeon Lyrics
  • Livin' In The Fridge Lyrics
  • Living With A Hernia Lyrics
  • Matter Of Crust Lyrics
  • Melanie Lyrics
  • Midnight Star Lyrics
  • Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics
  • Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Lyrics
  • Mr. Popeil Lyrics
  • My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics
  • My Bologna Lyrics
  • Nature Trail To Hell Lyrics
  • Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics
  • Nobody Here But Us Frogs Lyrics
  • Ode to a Superhero Lyrics
  • One More Minute Lyrics
  • One Of Those Days Lyrics
  • Pacman Lyrics
  • Pancreas Lyrics
  • Party at the Leper Colony Lyrics
  • Phony Calls Lyrics
  • Polka Party! Lyrics
  • Polka Patterns Lyrics
  • Polka Power! Lyrics
  • Polka Your Eyes Out Lyrics
  • Polkamon Lyrics
  • Polkarama! Lyrics
  • Polkas On 45 Lyrics
  • Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics
  • Ricky Lyrics
  • Ringtone Lyrics
  • School Cafeteria - Version 1 Lyrics
  • School Cafeteria - Version 2 Lyrics
  • She Drives Like Crazy Lyrics
  • She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics
  • Since You've Been Gone - Live Lyrics
  • Skipper Dan Lyrics
  • Slime Creatures From Outer Space Lyrics
  • Smells Like Nirvana Lyrics
  • Snack All Night Lyrics
  • Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Lyrics
  • Spam Lyrics
  • Spatula City Lyrics
  • Stop Draggin' My Car Around Lyrics
  • Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Lyrics
  • Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics
  • Sue Ya Lyrics
  • Syndicated Inc. Lyrics
  • Taco Grande Lyrics
  • Take Me Down Lyrics
  • Take Me To The Liver Lyrics
  • Take The "L" Out Of Liver Lyrics
  • Talk Soup Lyrics
  • That Boy could Dance Lyrics
  • The Alternative Polka Lyrics
  • The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell Lyrics
  • The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Lyrics
  • The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Lyrics
  • The Brady Bunch Lyrics
  • The Check's In The Mail Lyrics
  • The Hot Rocks Polka Lyrics
  • The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics
  • The Plumbing Song Lyrics
  • The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics
  • The Saga Begins Lyrics
  • The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics
  • The White Stuff Lyrics
  • Theme From Rocky XIII Lyrics
  • This Is The Life Lyrics
  • Toothless People Lyrics
  • Traffic Jam Lyrics
  • Trapped In The Drive-Thru Lyrics
  • Trash Day Lyrics
  • Trigger Happy Lyrics
  • Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
  • Twister Lyrics
  • Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) Lyrics
  • UHF Lyrics
  • Velvet Elvis Lyrics
  • Virus Alert Lyrics
  • Waffle King Lyrics
  • Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
  • We Got The Beef Lyrics
  • Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics
  • Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics
  • What Ever You Like Lyrics
  • When I Was Your Age Lyrics
  • White And Nerdy Lyrics
  • White & Nerdy Lyrics
  • Why Does This Always Happen to Me Lyrics
  • Won't Eat Prunes Again Lyrics
  • Worried About Clay Lyrics
  • Yoda Lyrics
  • Yoda Chant Lyrics
  • You're Pitiful Lyrics
  • You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics
  • You Don't Take Your Showers Lyrics
  • You Make Me Lyrics
  • Young, Dumb & Ugly Lyrics
  • Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics
  • (This Song's Just) Six Words Long Lyrics
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    Review about Weird Al Yankovic

    Minor Correction | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Fat performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Oh, it's not really important, but when Al begins singing on the part of 'When I walk out, to get my mail, it measures on.' Rickter is supposed to be "Richter", which is the exact name of the scale. You may look it up if desired.

    By the way, hilarious song parody of Bad! R.I.P. MJ forever! ^_^


    A true genius! | Reviewer: Jessica
        ------ About the song The Saga Begins performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Yankovich makes it look way too easy! I mean, the rythum was totally perfect, the polt was accurate, and all of it rhymed! I gotta say, this guy must have a true passion for this kinda stuff! I mean, E=MC2 is all good, but I forgot what that meant a loooooong time ago. However, I will always know the plot line of star wars all thanks to this song! Thanks Weird Al!!!


    breaks | Reviewer: Chris
        ------ About the song Hardware Store performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    It sounds at some parts, while listening to the version without music, that there may actual breaks in the speech that were edited out.

    I can get my breath to last throughout the whole bridge, but I trip frequently.


    lolololololololololololol | Reviewer: Ragenzen Muramasa
        ------ About the song Your Horoscope For Today performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Hehe, I'm a gemini, and so far, none of that has come true =P in fact, my b-days don't get ruined by explosive flatulence, they actually induce farting competitions. xD And I don't have a fiance (only 16) so she can't throw a javelin through my chest. =P


    Nirvana lyrics | Reviewer: Jamey
        ------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    maybe i like nirvana but not whole nirvana music. weird al was true, i cant understand nirvana lyric such smell like teen spirit and heart shaped box.

    e.x from heart shaped box "meat eating orchid" what is the meaning of the word???

    btw, weird al parody was the best i ever seen!!!
    i watch the video clip with my friend and all of us laughing loudly, even i nearly pee in my pants


    I love the song... | Reviewer: Energy (no joke, mental parents)
        ------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    i love nirvana! i was raised on nirvana!!!! well no, i was like 5 when cobain died...but still i love them!

    my parents love them too, i do love al and this mental song, but you can understand what he says. and the message is amazing!!

    pay attenetion. lol

    Energy. xx


    HEE HEE HEE | Reviewer: THE1andONLYme
        ------ About the song Albuquerque performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    I love this song. It really doesn't matter how down in the dumps I feel, or how stuck in an existential quandary full of loathing and self-doubt I am, I can always take a small bit of comfort knowing that somewhere out there in this old crazy mixed-up iPod of mine, there's still a little song called ALBUQUERQUE!!! Yay. Long live Weird Al.


    omg | Reviewer: someone
        ------ About the song Polkamon performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    just heard this for the first time today, and i love it! awesome song, though im a little late to hear it =p anyways, ditto is my fav, so im even more happy he mentions ditto twice =p prob because ditto can make a copy of himself for his only attack, hence the double mention. anyways, awesome catchy tune!


    dum guy below me | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Eat It performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    the guy who did the comment below me is an effin faggio. mjs moves are still great. wat kinda idiot are you to b less impressed by something after seeing someone butcher it on purpose. dumazz! anyway funni song. al actually had the moves down


    ^.^ | Reviewer: Kura
        ------ About the song Your Horoscope For Today performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    heh he he - I'm a Scorpio, and the day before I heard this song, I was talking to my friend about falling out windows... :) it's a little weird, but awesome. Let's see... my sister is a libra... she does still have her appendix... and she does seem to miss out on a lot of things despite her talents. Oh, brother Sagitterius! You know, I found this song through an AMV on youtube, and the line used in it was; All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) which is definitely my favourite line. But what has he done??? Dad's born on an edge... and mum's a Scorpio like me. My cat is an born in Janurary, so he's an aquarius... I guess he can replace whack-a-mole with pouncing on mice... ^.^


    Danny Solo | Reviewer: Danny Solo
        ------ About the song Smells Like Nirvana performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Im a big nirvana fan and when i heard this song i laughed so much i cried. Even nirvana fans have to laugh at this. My grandpa knew wierd als parents when he lived in fallbrook. Wierd Al deserves a 10 out of 10 he nailed it.


    Ironic | Reviewer: Tammy McPherson
        ------ About the song Christmas At Ground Zero performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Hello, What is great about this song is the irony of living in a society predominantly made of Christians which is able to produce nuclear weapons. By what weird rationale do we justify this to ourselves? Yet, we take both things for granted much of the time.

    I don't know if Weird Al intended us to think in those terms or not, but I do think it worth consideration.


    I love Ya!! :] | Reviewer: Lucy
        ------ About artist/band Weird Al Yankovic

    I enjoyed listening to all of Weird Al's musics there is not one song of his that I don't like my sister loves Al and if it was not for her toshow me Weird Al would have ever love his songs as a baby my sister would not stop listening to his songs and I came and I saw him and on this day I will not stop listening to his songs.I think that Weird Al is kind sweet careing funny and cuties person I have never met and I really love his hair I would really love 2 meet Weird Al angin! respond soon please!!:]


    mine sucks... | Reviewer: Deirdre
        ------ About the song Your Horoscope For Today performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    I'ma scorpio... I already almost fell out of a window once... This is what my horoscope is "Scorpio
    Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
    Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak". I also have very low self-esteem sometimes...


    Nice | Reviewer: If I Cannot Fly let Me Sing
        ------ About the song Christmas At Ground Zero performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    This song is da bomb, man! Go Weird Al! He has a great sense of humor.

    This song is awesome dudes. We all need to laugh at the seriousness in the wold sometimes or else we get too worked up. If everyone was worrying and stressing all the time -- well, where's the fun in that?


    i really love this song | Reviewer: prexy
        ------ About the song You Don't Love Me Anymore performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    its very nice... i kept telling my friends to listen it.. because its very funny and the guy is very pity... he's really inloe with her gurl... i hope there's a guy like that in my life... huhuhu.....

    i really love AL YANKOVIC.....


    Great song | Reviewer: Flu-Bird
        ------ About the song Dare To Be Stupid performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    Everytime i hear this i often think about the idiotid stunts pulled off by liberal activists like GREENPEACE,PETA,RAINBOW/PUSH and other bunches of fools looking for the attention of the liiberal news media


    I LOVE THIS SONG, NOW ITS MY FAVORITE SONG | Reviewer: mhac_2x
        ------ About the song You Don't Love Me Anymore performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    When i first heard it, it was so sad and too serious. But when i tried to listen it again, it was so funny and has meaning on real life situation. I want to hear it over and over again. And it was so inspiring to hear someone like this song. This guys in the song rock. Eventhough, his girl was trying to get rid of him. He always try to be be with her.I think i wanna heart it over and over again.


    What I thought...What I Learned | Reviewer: DINGO
        ------ About the song White & Nerdy performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    When my friend first told me about this song, I chuckled a little bit, but overall, I thought it was just dumb. A few days later, he and another friend were singing it. I just got hooked in. I asked him to write down the lyrics. Unfortunetly, they had some empty spots, so I went onto the internet and printed out the lyrics. I now have them memorized. A week or two ago, I made my first ever visit to Youtube to see the world famous "White & Nerdy Video." I liked it so much, I put a link to it on my website (www.drdingo22.webs.com) This is among my Top 5 Favorite Songs, and that is a tough list to make in less tha a month. Wierd Al, if you're out there...YOU ROCK!!!!!!!


    Its crazy... | Reviewer: Katherine
        ------ About the song Hardware Store performed by Weird Al Yankovic

    HOW THE HECK DID HE LEARN TO SING THAT???

    Anyway, Im currently trying to learn the bridge. Ive been playing flute, sax, piccolo AND oboe and still don't have the lungs to sing it. plus, it would help if I could sing faster.

    Its impossible.



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