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1-800-Zombie Unicorn Lyrics

Last updated: 06/27/2011 11:00:00 AM

don't call me horse
I'm a unicorn
mystical, magical, mysterious
not plain
got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
I grant wishes and prance in the rain

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that's unicorn

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yeah

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I'm a unicorn
8000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget
you think I'm not real?
Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
eatin' grass all day, party all night
I'll grant your wish right,
before your eyes
I'm hiding in your hills
eating all your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your Snapples

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