Too Short Lyrics

    ------ About the song Nasty Rhymes performed by Too Short

(Year never distub)
m ur guy never distub, i be ur king u be my queen they talk say i talk more but u talk less
if u distub me wit ur butty i go distub u wit my paparazy,,, if u touch me m complete , all i just want iz simple u

    ------ About the song My Dick, My Sack performed by Too Short

That first one was wrong when she/he said it's R&B she's/he's dumb. That song is halarious and gets right to the point without metaphors unlike music these days they do that too much. But yeah, that song is LOL funny.

    ------ About the song Freaky Tales performed by Too Short

so this girl rite here name is leeaja
that girl that is known as when you walk down the street wit how you claim to call your
(BOIFRIEND, HUSBAND, BABY DADY) or wat eva you wonna call he (LOL) n peep this he stopz and look at me and forgets he was walkin wit you in da first place i mean hey i cant help that i got that kind of effect on your boyfriend
so thats why i always remember laugh it up drink it down and avoid the bull shit and tack the chances because at one point everything last forever and everything you did was exactly wat you wonted "SMOOCHES"

    ------ About the song My Dick, My Sack performed by Too Short

Personally, I don't think this song is all that bad. My neck my back one was worse. I don't agree with the one before me... A cd says parental advisory if you don't want your kids to hear it don't buy it for them... I think it is a funnny song

    ------ About the song Short Rap performed by Too Short

Now I've seen places and faces and things you ain't never thought about thinkin' if you ain't peeped then you must be drinkin' and smokin' pretending not to loc'in but you're broken time's are hard lil homie I aint jokein don't get caught slippin' when they come and do all the gettin' life is a big game so you gotta play it with a big heart some of us gotta run a little faster cause we gotta later start but I'd be a fool You need to loosen up and live a little and if you got kids let them know how you feel and for your own sake give a little taking advantage of your own the realest homies that you've been knowin' for the longest but some ain't missing a good thing until it's gone but now thangs changed, kids ain't the same They bang, and slang, and blow out brains like a G Really can I make your ass rest in peace Every day is a struggle when life is like a puzzle that we gotta put together I know they like ta beat ya down a lot And when ya come around tha block brothers clown a lot But please don't cry, dry ya eyes Never let up juss remember nigga keep ya head up

    ------ About the song My Dick, My Sack performed by Too Short

Completely foul... This is what makes R&B have such a bad name... This shouldn't even be allowed. Just to think our children can easily buy this as there's no ratings on cds.

    ------ About the song Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz) performed by Too Short

This is a good song.its fun to dance to it but the dancing may gewt dirty but its still fun.