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I'd like to introduce now the featured artist of this page.
I'm sure that you'll all agree without any hesitation that
Tom Lehrer is the most brilliant creative genius that
America has produced in almost 200 years, so perhaps a few
words of biographical background might not be amiss.
Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone
voice to be heard on an American stage since the memorable
concert debut in 1835 of Millard Fillmore; endowed also
with twelve incredibly agile fingers; Mr. Lehrer has had a
long and varied career in the field of entertainment
starting with nine years at Harvard University... where it
was that he first decided to devote his life to what has
since become a rather successful scientific project --
namely, the attempt to prolong ad More...

Tom Lehrer Lyrics List:
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  • A Christmas Carol Lyrics
  • Alma Lyrics
  • Be Prepared Lyrics
  • Bright College Days Lyrics
  • Clementine Lyrics
  • Everybody Eat Lyrics
  • Fight Fiercely, Harvard! Lyrics
  • George Murphy Lyrics
  • I Got It From Agnes Lyrics
  • I Hold Your Hand In Mine Lyrics
  • I Wanna Go Back To Dixie Lyrics
  • In Old Mexico Lyrics
  • It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier Lyrics
  • L-Y Lyrics
  • Lobachevsky Lyrics
  • MLF Lullaby Lyrics
  • My Home Town Lyrics
  • National Brotherhood Week Lyrics
  • New Math Lyrics
  • Oedipus Rex Lyrics
  • Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Lyrics
  • Pollution Lyrics
  • Send The Marines Lyrics
  • She's My Girl Lyrics
  • Silent E Lyrics
  • Smut Lyrics
  • So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) Lyrics
  • Thanksgiving Lyrics
  • That's Mathematics Lyrics
  • The Derivative Song Lyrics
  • The Elements Lyrics
  • The Folk Song Army Lyrics
  • The Hunting Song Lyrics
  • The Irish Ballad Lyrics
  • The Masochism Tango Lyrics
  • The Old Dope Peddler Lyrics
  • The Professor's Song Lyrics
  • The Vatican Rag Lyrics
  • The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz Lyrics
  • The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be Lyrics
  • There's A Delta For Every Epsilon Lyrics
  • We Will All Go Together When We Go Lyrics
  • Wernher von Braun Lyrics
  • Whatever Became of Hubert? Lyrics
  • When You Are Old And Gray Lyrics
  • Who's Next? Lyrics
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    Review about Tom Lehrer

    OMG! | Reviewer: NaZ rAt
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    this is such a funny song. i cant wait to perform it at the singing eistedfords i think the song is very cool everyone in my singing class cracked up when they hearn i cant WAIT to sing it oh and for thoose who think its barbaric lighten up its not real just a bit of funny humor desiened to make ppl like you see the humourous side of life. enjoy!


    GET OVER YOURSELF | Reviewer: kayley
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    this is a hilarious song. it's melody make it seem like a pretty song and then it takes the audience by surprise. its nonsensical and brilliant. if ur obsessing over killing overpopulated pigeons, get over yourself and think about ppl who are dying. its not like pigeons really care about the song.


    Your twisted | Reviewer: none of your business
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    I think u should b poisend and see how u like it. Ya thats what i thought, you wouldnt would u. I also dont think well maybe your family would like it either. So heres what i think i think u should STOP poisining these BEAUTIFUL creatures before someone poisions u k and no thats NOT a threat


    Brilliance! Sick, twisted, perhaps... but brilliant! | Reviewer: Noah Brown
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    I am a child of 15, and have recently been introduced to Tom Lehrer by word of mouth. The rhymes are very catchy and not the least bit forced.... trust Tom Lehrer for that. ("Cyanide" and "run-and-hide", for example.) It is what I call "dark humor"- morbid and macabre, yet everyone takes it lightheartedly. The song is not intended to encourage the systematic slaughter of pigeons.... :-). Being a singer myself, I have performed this on several occasions. Combine a happy, carefree tune, the universal love of spring, and a maniacal narrator who enjoys slaughtering pigeons, and you have a mix of genius and hilarity that only great artists like Tom Lehrer can create. (And did I mention that he is a brilliant pianist? If you haven't heard it performed, search for it on You Tube and you will most likely find some interesting results.)Don't take it too seriously- just enjoy it while it lasts.


    coooool | Reviewer: molly
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    i think that it is a very funny song its funny mad and diffrent. Some peole have said its sick, well they need to lighten up. ITS A JOKE for goodness sake (its not as if pigens can hear it any way.


    ahem | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    all you animal rights people need to stop being so focused on that and start focusing on your education..to the people that find this funny you almost have it.. this song is completely satirical and if you didnt know that than you are an idiot.


    Poisoning Pigeons in the Park | Reviewer: Frank Fasano
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    From the first time I heard this song (in the early 60's) and the entire album for that matter; I was convinced, Tom Lehrer was not only brilliant but an entertainer who’s style and songs will never grow old. Hell it is now more than 40 years later and I am still purchasing copies of his albums to share with friends of mine spanning ages from the early 20’s to the late 60’s. Everyone enjoys his lyrics as well as his piano accompaniment. For those who may be offended by his lyrics, grow up and relax. For those who are offended, too bad and I guess you can always listen to Lawrence Welk.


    Same Old Song | Reviewer: citizenKen
        ------ About the song The Elements performed by Tom Lehrer

    This song was done in the mid sixties by a math teacher from MIT. I think he went to UC Berkeley at some point. His name is TOm Lehrer. His other songs are hysterical- "Vatican Rag", "Pollution Calypso", "In Old Mexico". They're worth tracking down. Enjoy.


    The elements review | Reviewer: alex
        ------ About the song The Elements performed by Tom Lehrer

    I think that this song is great!! I heard it in science and i'm trying to learn it and I won't give in!! does anyone know whether you can get it on itunes???
    This would definately gain a ten out of ten for me!

    make more songs like this so i can carry on learning them!


    I love it | Reviewer: Link6616
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    It's a wonderful song. I sing it all the time. Tom at his best. Also makes my appreciate my 13 year pidgeon alot more.


    GREAT! :D | Reviewer: Suzanne
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    Ghehe.. bloody brilliant! So funny!!
    @Megan:
    Dear Megan,
    I doubt anyone will go off to poison pigeons in the park *tune plays in my head*..
    Do you really think that? Do you? 'Cause if you do, you should get out more often and review you people skilz ;)(forgive me my grammar, I'm dutch..)

    Kisses
    Suzanne


    Cool!!! | Reviewer: Hana
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    I love this song! I heard it the first time at school in the class of my english teacher. It's a genious song. Great rhyming! I like his other songs to nut this one is really the best!!
    (don't mind my grammar, I'm Dutch)


    Masochism Tango Fandango! | Reviewer: Edmund Tiberious Stendall
        ------ About the song The Masochism Tango performed by Tom Lehrer

    I really do enjoy this song very much. It is great to play at parties, and since I've begun writing web pages, I can tell loads of people about Mr. Lehrer's great sense of humor! Durring my college years, I actually met people who were into S&M, although I accidently called it M&M once...
    Seriously, this is one funny song. Take it from me, it's great to listen to, so buy the CD!


    LOVE IT!! | Reviewer: De Caye
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    Nobody is seriously going out and killing birds... it's just a really outrageous song and super funny! ;-D


    LOVE IT!! | Reviewer: De Caye
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    Outrageously funny song!
    It doens't mean they're really going out and killing birds.
    Sheesh! lol ;-D


    Love it. | Reviewer: CS
        ------ About the song The Elements performed by Tom Lehrer

    It's one of those songs that you can't help but try to sing along. Someone at privatehand.com made an interesting flash video for it. I want to get an iTunes version so I can freak people out all the time. 9 out of 10 easily.


    Calm down | Reviewer: Anonymous
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    I can tell you whats wrong and whats right. Being 13 as well (14 really but hey). Whats wrong is believing that god PUT these things on this Earth. Also, calm down for god sake, it's only a song. I think you should lighten up a bit and have a laugh about it. You don't honestly think that something that inhumane would possibly be true do you? By the way i'm a meber of greenpeace and the RSPCA, so i have a fairly strong veiw on animal rights. I think It's a very funny song, with lots of wit and clever rhyming. Job well done Tom.


    Poisoning Pigeons | Reviewer: Megan Kathleen Womack
        ------ About the song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park performed by Tom Lehrer

    I am a child of 13 and I raise pigeons. I've been raising pigeons for over 9 years now.I think this somg is childish stupid wrong and any ther bad names I can come up with. This song is written on an inhumane subject and you should be ashamed. I think theat pigeons are beautiful creatures that god put on this earth and he would not like you writing petty things about his animals.I know I'm only a kid of 13 butI know whats wrong and whats right, and this is wrong.


    "...a possibly recognizable tune" | Reviewer: Eric M. Berg
        ------ About the song The Elements performed by Tom Lehrer

    As I recall, the tune in question is "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan.


    don't worry | Reviewer: Scott Dobbie, 15
        ------ About the song So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) performed by Tom Lehrer

    There is no need to worry about the ledgend of Tom Lehrer failing to be passed along, as it already has!



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