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Old Godzilla was hopping around,
Tokyo City like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger.

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -

All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)

of Ultimate Destiny

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YEAH!!! | Reviewer: does it really matter? | 3/5/09

i love this song... know all the lyrics.. the flash animation, which can be found on youtube, just makes it even better!!! listen to this song or your life has not yet been fulfilled!! (just kidding)

Epic | Reviewer: Jon | 2/5/09

I have watched this song repeatedly within the past few years, and each time I always think the same thing. This is the most creative song anyone will find online. I am making a song similar to this about all my teachers to share with my friends and I give full credit and thanks to Lemon Demon for the inspiration of this epic-ly awesome song.

Lyric Corrections | Reviewer: EffulgentShadow | 3/25/08

and took an AK347 out from under his hat
-should be "AK-47"
Lo Pan, Superman, every single dinosuar
-should be "every single power ranger"
George bush in a bloodstained suit got killed by sora
-should be "Mr. Roger in a bloodstained sweater"

LOL | Reviewer: unknown | 11/22/07

this songs hilarious I was watching it with my cousin, and we both almost fell out of our chairs laughing while I read the lyrics

Good | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/16/07

lol it was hilarious, anybody know where i can get sheet music for this? Me and my band want to play it i need piano and guitar. Would really appreciate if some1 told me!!!

best... | Reviewer: faisal | 4/20/07

this was the best song and lyrics i have ever heard from faisal

good | Reviewer: matthew | 7/24/06

OK! I F***IN LOVE IT! FIRTS PERSON IT HAS A FLASH ANAMATION! GO ON GOOGLE AND TYPE IN ULTAMIT SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAT DESTINY(SORRY ABOUT TYPOS). IT ROKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great | Reviewer: some guy | 3/30/06

Really good song, only made better if you can watch the flash animation that goes to it.

Great | Reviewer: guess who??? | 3/26/06

This is a great song i love it!! it is clever funny and has a great beat to it if you disagree with me then.... i really dont care ;)

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