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Relient K The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Lyrics

Last updated: 11/08/2011 10:00:00 AM

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything





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they wrote it!!!! | Reviewer: ashley | 11/6/11

everyone says that they remade this song, but veggie tales copied them, they're the ones who wrote it! if you look on the veggie tales CD that has this song on there it has a list of artists who wrote the songs and relient k is on there in teeny tiny letters. please give the credit to the band who deserves it!



Pirates!! | Reviewer: Lauren | 4/24/07

What can I say?... about the best veggie tales rendition that has reached the face (and ears) of this earth!!



Pirates Rock | Reviewer: Laura | 2/26/07

I believe Relient K did a great job putting this song together. It is one of my favorite songs even now. I love to sing it every once in a while to enlighten myself when im down.



The Greatest | Reviewer: ashli | 2/24/07

The song "Pirates who don't do anything" is very funny. Along with all of the other "Veggie Tale Rocks" Cd.



lol | Reviewer: jess | 7/22/06

i never knew relient k did vegie tales songs lol
it cool though.



Review | Reviewer: Bulldozer | 6/13/06

I loved this song. Relient K did a great job putting it together. All the parts are great. It is extremely random at some points, but that just makes it all the funnier...



Amazing | Reviewer: Sakura | 11/24/05

This song is wonderful! It's faster and more fun sing than the original Veggie Tales version, and it makes it fun for more people. Reliant K did a great job remaking this song.



I love this song <3 | Reviewer: Naomi | 5/6/05

Thia song rocks. I love this song to begin with but then when Relient K sang it oh I love it more. I also love the way they sing like pirates.



What a great song | Reviewer: Paul Grainger | 4/12/05

I really like the song and i think it has good lyrics and a good beat. It is one of the best songs I have ever heard.

Paulio