The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics

Performed by Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the wrong deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

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OMG PERFECTION!!! | Reviewer: J | 1/4/2008

This is such an awsome song. I think Weird Al is one of the most creative people in the entire UNISVERSE!!! Some of the lyrics are wrong you should check them out, BUT AWSOME SONG!!!

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wow... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/4/2007

to the stupid asshole who wrote this... he didnt get dancer and prancer with an ULTRA MANUEVER... he got them with an old german luger... and WEST virginia??? no you fuckin assclown... its YES virginia... like the story YES VIRGINIA THERE IS A SANTA CLAUSE.

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funny, creative | Reviewer: bill | 6/13/2007

this song is funny do. u wanna lick my buttcheeks? ok , i do all the time.

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You made a mistake. | Reviewer: Dean | 6/9/2007

you know where it says, "Realized he's been getting the raw deal" I think it should say, "realized he's been getting the wrong deal"

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Awesome | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/30/2007

this is 1 of my favorite songs weird al is an amazing singer and song writer i hope he continues making good songs!!!!!!!!

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Best. Song. Ever. Period. | Reviewer: Vince | 2/21/2007

This song is absolutely hilarious! My favorite line? 'Merry Christmas to all -- now you're all gonna die!!!' xD

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this song rules | Reviewer: billy mayer | 10/31/2006

this is one of the best song i ever heard. Weird al Ynakovic has a very creative mine about how to make boring songs very hilaris.

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Ravew | Reviewer: justin M | 2/15/2006

This is An awesome song I mean its just genius the lyrics were a bit a off

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my friend steve | Reviewer: paul | 2/6/2006

my friend steve first tolled me about this song and so i looked it up beacause i thought it was funny as hell, its like watching a cat with a laser-light!!!!

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1 thing | Reviewer: Ryan | 10/19/2005

I just wanna say 1 thing alotot the words are wrong so I think that should be fixed because it not that I'm hearing things its that alot of people are pointing that out so review the lyrics.

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