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Coldplay The Nappies Lyrics

Last updated: 11/26/2012 11:58:32 AM


Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown,
with your hormones bouncing up and down.
Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad
it’s a weird nine months with you I've had.
There is shit going down that you can't disguise
when you boobs gone up ten times in size,
your cups gone up from an A to D,
its bad for you but its fun for me.


Now just because a little bit of rumpy pump,
now you're walking round with a great big bump
You might think if you were French you should have said non
Or at least you would have made me put a condom on
I think you might find that its really fun
I know its no use unless you make a bun
its something to learn, yeah it really is,
now you know what that sticky stuff is


I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
I'll change the nappie through the washing machine
’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy.

Oh!
Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool I am
& why did I marry this awful man"
Now a baby's part of my family plan
And can it kick me? well yes it can
My name's Ken and I've got three
do you like being a daddy?
Yeah, definitely.
Well I have to warn you, its not always fun
there are times when you wish you had been a nun


I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread
I'll be the nanny you can go out instead
And I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says
and you're not going to hump me for 42 days
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it,
Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it
’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
sometimes I make you saddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy
(beat box)
Mother!
Mother!
I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy, I am you're baby's daddy
Ho!
Break it down now,

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

Thanks to Guy the Jonnypuff Girl for submitting The Nappies Lyrics.



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