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The Most Offensive Song Ever Lyrics Artist(Band):South Park
the Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." and Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year." But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." cause, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still not be considered flawed. Although you went to town and sucked some semen down, You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. But they were so very tired, you see, And Mary had to offer a bribe. Since she had no money, How would she pay for a place to sleep? Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep. 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs) Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Mary thought she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed. But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said: "You can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want Every one in the nation. Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! So, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. The donkey and the ox and the lambs And even the little drummer boy folks will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!" 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. [slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy. Mary Mary suck that dick, If you find some error in The Most Offensive Song Ever Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to blinky_10@hotmail.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about The Most Offensive Song Ever Dey boyd it 2 da maximum | Reviewer: Asha-d | 5/29/2007 Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Lol Good Song | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/3/2007 Weedboy666, it isn't from a SP episode! It's from the SP Album, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. o_O I like this song, this song is like AWESOME. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Any help? | Reviewer: Weedboy666 | 2/18/2007 Which SP episode is this from, email: kamikaze_watermelon666@hotmail.co.uk Is this review helpful to you? Yes No You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, Mary | Reviewer: Henry | 12/20/2006 Has to be one of the most outrageously funny songs ever. Hated by the God freaks, but that tends to make me laugh even more! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song The Most Offensive Song Ever The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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