The Locust Lyrics

"Go tweak yourself to death, you rich, big-headed rock
stars. You are nothing but a bunch of image-concerned
ass-wipes. All of your side-projects suck. And I hope you
guys realize the only reason any of your side-projects are
big is because you're in The Locust. By signing on to
Epitaph, you will just destroy your underground following,
and the mainstream will not catch on. So, you'll just end
up destroying The Locust. Not that I have a problem with
that."

Such is the type of "fan-mail" flack The Locust catches
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