The Locust Albums

  • Plague Soundscapes Album (6/24/2003)
    Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
    Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
    Solar Panel Asses
    Live From The Russian Compound
    Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
    Wet Dream War Machine
    Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
    Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
    Teenage Mustache
    How To Become A Virgin
    Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
    Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
    File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
    Practiced Hatred
    Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
    Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
    Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
    Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
    Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
    Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
    Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
    Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
    Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

  • Flight Of The Wounded Locust Album (5/1/2001)
    Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
    Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
    Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
    Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
    Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
    Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
    Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
    This Is Radio Surgery
    Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
    Sever The Toes
    Flight of The Wounded Locust

  • The Locust Album (10/26/1999)
    Moth-Eaten Deer Head
    Brand New Set of Teeth
    How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
    Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
    Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
    The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
    Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
    Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
    Straight from the Horses Mouth
    An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
    Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
    Backbones of Jack Asses
    Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
    Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
    High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
    Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
    Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
    Kill Roger Hedgecock
    Hairspray Suppository
    Cattle Mutilation

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