The Dating Game Lyrics - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
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Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. So lets
say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
Lets see..hm.. well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,
and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!'
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this,
you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again,
and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware,
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
(applause and laughter)
Now lets meet Contestant number two. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon let's hear your question.
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who
expresses himself in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like ritchy bitch yo' Fuck You!
but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here.
I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all,
and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!?).
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay.
I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist,
let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can,
get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back
and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
(applause and laughter)
Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with
sensitivity Sharon. It's a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last
question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.
OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same
time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? Remember, who ever's the smoothest wins!!
OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar
and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake!
Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in the crowded place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!
Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!
Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rap shit,
you don't want Contestant number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn and there he was, standing up on a bucket
*Laughs* tryin' to fuck it,
it was a big, fucking, smelly ass farm LLAMA
DAMN dawg! How you gonna dis your mama?!?!?!
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hi | Reviewer: Courtney Hoover | 3/27/13
Hey guys i love this song. Same like the others uts the first song i heard of you. I think i might become one of your fans. I have to look more into more of your songs. FUNNY SONG!!!!
this is the shit | Reviewer: kammee smith | 3/3/09
i love this song it is the best song ever this shit is so funny and its the best song to listen to when your really pist its kind of funny cuz my dad who is almost 50 counts this song as his favorite song ever weired.......
Yo this is awesome | Reviewer: Brittany | 9/13/07
Yo man! i heard this song on youtube and i can't believe it! The first time was like wacked right out, then i played it over, and over again and i liked it. lol this awesome is sweet ass man!
i love icp | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/7/07
i fucking love this song and no it word for word or at least now i do
dis song is da shit | Reviewer: Jake Dotson | 7/27/07
i've been trying to memorize it for a couple o days now but just cant seem to do it but i'll hopefully get it done keep up the good work!
This shit is the sickest | Reviewer: E/v | 6/21/07
I thought this song was fuckin hilarious. I like how ICP put all their songs together,they got some sick(in a good way) imaginations. This song is one of my favorites but the best ones yet are sleep walker and prom queen.
I love ICP | Reviewer: Brittany | 6/12/07
always have. bu ti think this is one of my favs. by them. :]
wrong lyrics, everywhere yo | Reviewer: d.FENNER | 6/5/07
First, at the top were you have it as " your dad would try to TRIP again" its totaly wrong, its " your dad would try to JUMP again."
Next, at the bottom you have it as "I got a strong REP." thats wrong its "I got a strop RAP".. duh..
Damn dawg!How ya gonna dis your mama??!!! | Reviewer: Tiffany Rue | 5/31/07
This wasn't the first ICP song I have heard it was just the first one to catch my attention.. It's funny as hell... I'm 17 so my mom don't really tell me what CD's I can have, she just gets my the blank CD's and i burn em off of Limewire and this song was the first song I put on them when I first got them at 12! ICP is tha shit
Dis track | Reviewer: kold kane | 5/26/07
As an rap artist myself, I believe that this track a fuckin trip Shit funny as a mu fukka.
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this song is the one and only | Reviewer: Amanda | 5/23/07
oh my god how do you come up with these songs? I would really like 2 meet you someday e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
bye I love you and your music
I love this song | Reviewer: Brittany | 5/17/07
OMFG i love this song so much ... it iz ma favorite song in tha whole intire world !!!! IT IS THA SHIZNIT !!!!!! ya nukka !!
damn dog | Reviewer: joey | 5/11/07
not a lot of people no icp but they are great and funny and one more thing DAMN DOG
this song is the shit | Reviewer: BreAnna | 4/29/07
Thiis iis the fiirst song iive ever heard by ICP and ii love iit!yeah ii diidnt buy the cd ii just hear iit on my liimewiire...but thiis song iis the best....so yeah wriight me on hotmail
(breanna909@hotmail)no shiit hahaha later!
Haha | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/14/07
This was the first song I ever heard by ICP, and I love it. It's so fuckin' hilarious! But yeah.. I'm 13, and my mom doesn't care if I have the CD, but I don't waste my money on CD's, I just download from Limewire. =P Much simpilar... So yeah. Not sure if it's my favorite, though. I like 'What Is A Juggalo?' and 'Tilt-A-Whirl', too, but it's so fucking funny, so.. It might be, lol.
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