Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She got a lot of tips
Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff
In a violent room
Fighting with lovers past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast
Well, I ordered
"Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't 2 hungry"
Dorothy laughed
She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me"
Kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?
(do you wanna, do you wanna, bath)
I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" (she say)
"Cuz I'm kind of going with someone"
She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me"
"Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Oh, my favorite song" she said
And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling"
(Ring)
The phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U"
Right then I knew I was through
(Dorothy Parker was cool)
My pants where wet, they came off
But she didn't see the movie
Cuz she hadn't read the book first
Instead she pretended she was blind
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha)
I felt much better so I went back
2 the violent room (tell us what U did)
Let me tell U what I did
I took another bubble bath with my pants on
All the fighting stopped
Next time I'll do it sooner
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker
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Review about The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker Review Of TBODP by: SixxxPM | Reviewer: Dorian Hardnett | 9/23/2008
This is a great record. It helps that Prince is the greatest artist of all time and my personal favorite. That's hot!
Yeah, so here's what I think.
It's a great story and conversation piece. YOu don't need any drugs or alcohol on this one. It's definitely for the couple that is n2 role-playing. A song is a business. I've been to a lot of Prince concerts. It's great that way. Try it in some different arenas. Get more up close and personal with it. Try it @ home in the bedroom, not just 2 Dallas' club. It's a whole lot of fun @ Paradise bliss. You've got to be invited to get in this one. Keep up the great work. Trinity blessings to the lyrics and let them fly now...Infinihearts love2you...Sixxx
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