The Bad Touch Lyrics - Bloodhound Gang

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Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about


I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like the Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now






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Electric | Reviewer: John | 1/5/13

I finally heard that song before but If you wanna hear it, go on youtube and listen to it. They go, Let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel cause they do it over and over again and If you wanna repeat it out loud, You might wanna sing it. So what about today?

Very clever song | Reviewer: Anon2 | 11/18/10

You may not think it from the lyrics, but these are very talented guys. Bit dodgy live though.

Dug this CD out again after a few years and it's been playing permanently for the past couple of weeks.

Love this song !!!


How about it? | Reviewer: Pedro | 3/13/09

We were listening to old classics, and we were surprised to find this song, it's incredible! We had a party two days after and everyone was dancing to it like they do in the video. You can't get that from every song.

singing capabilities | Reviewer: vicky | 7/24/07

yeah okay so i cant sing at the best of times, but how the hell are you meant to sing this without suffocating?? love it anyways tho. always have, even when i was too young to understand any of the innuendo.

i love this song! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/15/07

og this is the best song ever sure it's kind of dirty and all but i love it! it's really old but sing it all the time my friends think it's crazy how i know every word to this! i give this song q million stars

It's song is Great:3 | Reviewer: Michelle | 6/7/07

It's a great song. Even our teacher sings it. Today in class a friend of mine was singing it in class and the teacher kinda got mad. But it's was way cool. I just had to find tis song and I did. So like I rock and so does this song. I'm weird sorry.



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