Steve Berman (Skit) (Relapse) Lyrics - Eminem
[Woman on phone:] Mr. Berman?
[Steve Berman:] What?!
[Woman:] We have Eminem here to see you.
[Steve Berman:] About fuckin' time! Send him in!
[Eminem:] Steve! Good to see you, man! Um, hey, I just...
[Steve Berman:] Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
[Eminem:] [sighs] Look man, I apologize again for...
[Steve Berman:] For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
[Eminem:] Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible mist... Are you wearin' a bulletproof vest?
[Steve Berman:] And then you go & you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin' vacation?
[Eminem:] Well, that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna put out some new music & I wanted to play it for you & get your opinion.
[Steve Berman:] Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous it has ruined my rich little life & I'm such a tortured artist.
Let me make music about it & my tragic love life. Am I on to something here?
[Eminem:] Come on man it's not like that it's...
[Steve Berman:] You know what? Just hand the fuckin' thing over, I'm done talkin' to you.
Thinking you just come & go as you please. Big selfish superstar?
[Eminem:] Steve, I had a drug problem.
[Steve Berman:] Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.
Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
[Eminem:] Hey! Hey! Hey!
[Steve Berman:] Just lay the shit down on my desk & get the fuck out!
[Eminem:] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jesus Christ man! Alright alright here, fine.
[Steve Berman:] What's this shit? 2 CD's?
[Eminem:] That's what I've been tryin' to tell you man, there's 2 albums.
[Steve Berman:] Just get out!
[Steve Berman:] Get the fuck out!
[Eminem:] Alright man, see you later.
[door slams & glass breaking]
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