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Kanye West School Spirit Skit 1 Lyrics

Last updated: 12/21/2009 11:00:00 AM

Now beat that.
And your mothers saying "Go to college"
So you finish college and it's wonderful!
You feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school, being around your peers!
Hey! Now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and
You'll be spending all your money on crack cocaine, but it'll be your money
No more borrowing money from mom for my high!
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back. You're so excited about it.
If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You'll come in at an entry level position. And when you do that,
If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary's secretary!
And boy is that great. You get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college.
She's actually the boss's niece, so now you're part of the family.
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man.
All of you kids wanted to talk at the back of the class, not me, I listened. OK?
I was a hall monitor. This was meant to be.
You know how many classes I took? Extra classes, extra classes?
No I've never had sex, but you know what? My degree keeps me satisfied.
When a lady walks to me and says “Hey! You know what’s sexy?”
I say “No, I don’t know what it is but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast.”
Thanks to Malik M for submitting School Spirit Skit 1 Lyrics.