| | Santa Can't Stay Lyrics Artist(Band):Dwight Yoakam
Cold tears fall from his eyes As he turns into the night and walks away Lucille runs outside Just to see if there might be a sleigh Little Bobby stares down At the plate where cookies still lay And tries to understand Why momma said Santa can't stay Chorus: Momma said Santa can't stay Said she told him that twice yesterday Then a car just like Dad's Pulled out and drove away After momma said Santa couldn't stay They both heard him coming Saw Mom run down the hall and holler wait Doug you're drunk don't come inside I'm not joking I've had all this I can take He threw a present really hard That almost hit Mom's new boyfriend Ray And yelled ho-ho lucky for you she's here And said that Santa can't stay Chorus: Momma said Santa can't stay Said she told him that twice yesterday Then a car just like Dad's Pulled out and drove away After momma said Santa couldn't stay If you find some error in Santa Can't Stay Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about Santa Can't Stay Man, Dwight's great!! | Reviewer: Al | 12/18/08 Dwight's done it again; an instant Christmas classic! Great song, funny lyrics... and the ONLY Christmas song you'll ever hear that contains the line, "beat the crap out of"... HA HA!! (Note; that's missing from the lyrics here but it's in the song!) Right on! | Reviewer: Dave | 11/25/08 The best Christmas song-EVER. If you get nauseous after the 3476th time of the Little Drummer Boy-Parumpa-pum-pum...play this. If you are sad-it will cheer you to hear someone who has it worser. If you are happy, quit smoking that stuff! So sad its funny! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/14/07 Jees, You just gotta love Dwight. This is very sad and if you like dark humor (and I do) pretty funny!! Keep makin' it fun Dwight. Thanks for the original twist on Christmas. Review the song Santa Can't Stay The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Dwight Yoakam" Music | |
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